Kids: Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying...

By girl on fire - 03/09/2015 00:32

Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2015 08:44

Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2014 16:09 - United Kingdom - Crawley

Today, my brother decided to help me artificially age some of my artwork by singeing the edges slightly. Apparently "my brother set fire to my homework" isn't a valid excuse. FML

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By Ep1cF4ce - 26/07/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, I was sleeping like a baby on our living room couch. My older brother and his friends lit my slippers on fire. While I was wearing them. They even took a video. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2011 15:53 - United States

Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2010 21:16 - United States

Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML

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By NikkiiFireStarter - 20/10/2009 10:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my 10 year old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including an £600 guitar. FML

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By SadDad - 22/09/2012 18:11 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I came home to find my eight-year-old son had basically set fire to the kitchen, after trying to practice some kind of stupid shit he'd seen on TV called "fire bending." FML

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By ILiveWithMorons - 12/04/2011 03:07 - United States

Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML

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That shirt is FIRE!

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 04:01 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my shirt caught on fire when I was burning paper for my ancestors at the cemetery. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 11:45 - Australia

Today, my brother flicked a huge bug onto my foot, making me freak out and fall into my outdoors pool. The water was so cold that I started hyperventilating. My brother left to "get help". I finally managed to get out, and found him watching TV. FML

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daniel271 13

Thursday 3 September 2015 12:55

Damn I thought that happen in movies only

_whyme_o 12

Thursday 3 September 2015 13:07

Do you look like an ant?

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Honest_Guy 10

Thursday 3 September 2015 14:35

Kick the sh*t out of him

punsarefun 8

Thursday 3 September 2015 14:35

SCIENCE

NotGabe 28

Thursday 3 September 2015 15:20

THIS. GIRL IS ON FIYAAAAA!

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Thursday 3 September 2015 15:53

As much as I want to empathise for you op..I can't get passed the fact that, damn that's quite impressive! Dangerous and thoughtless but totally impressive.

Trevveh 6

Thursday 3 September 2015 16:27

I guess he ain't as big of an idiot as you think

wickedhyype 17

Thursday 3 September 2015 16:42

I guess when they say 100% cotton , they aint lying

chocolatefrog28 29

Thursday 3 September 2015 16:52

So what you're saying is that you're related to Dennis the Menace...

FalloutScrolls 25

Thursday 3 September 2015 17:11

Katniss, is that you?

Calingaladha 21

Thursday 3 September 2015 17:14

But you're his sister. Have you explained to him that it's aunts you're supposed to set on fire?

Rodville 28

Thursday 3 September 2015 18:27

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That shirt is FIRE!

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