Kids: Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives... - FML

By Anonymous - 26/01/2012 04:18 - United States

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML

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evnflr 7

Thursday 26 January 2012 8:51

Now that's a shitty situation.

mama2b3 20

Thursday 26 January 2012 8:53

First of all your husband sounds really immature. Second, over 40 kids!!? Holy crap!

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sharond23 10

Thursday 1 March 2018 3:56

I'm having a hard time believing this not to mention I'm pretty sure that is illegal to do and the 40 kids parents would sue

shannon2348 14

Thursday 21 November 2019 7:09

I'm having a really hard time believing this one. Parents could literally sue you for something like that. If your husband really did this then he's one ****** up guy.

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