By tara - 18/12/2015 17:49 - Switzerland - Zug

Today, my husband finally revealed that he's been secretly buying a particular brand of spicy chicken, eating it on his way home from work. He does it because it makes his farts smell just the way he likes it under the duvet when we go to bed. FML
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Psycocharger 19

What did I just read...?

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XxNekoLovexX 26

Well that's vile. Spray him with Liquid Ass and see if he likes that

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jazzybaby179 22

What a cruel sense of humor.

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gamermonster 34

Afetr reading this i need the brain and eye bleach

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PuppiesKisses 15

Get yourself some elephant garlic. Just grill the Garlic in the shell on an open fire until it's soft. It's DELICIOUS and very very good for you. Your gas will also put him to shame and maybe make him rethink the whole eating to tune the gas thing. Just make sure you don't work the next day...

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miss_fluffybutt 17

Is your husband an 8 year old boy? He certainly demonstrates the attitude of one.

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silverkaast 9

with the name miss fluffy butt one would think the same of you. *shrug*

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Tripartita 44

In fairness, this is considered normal behavior in his universe. A nexus point arose in his timeline, presenting him with two divergent realities. Through no fault of his own, he's found himself here.

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StarkWolf_fml 23

in the other one he ****** Bill Nye the science guy

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Mathalamus 24

What an asshole...

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jay_south 19

I've heard that love stinks, but that's ridiculous.

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countryb_cth 38

Well yah know they do say love is blind, to bad for her that it smells

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whysojealous 18

I'm so confused on how he got to this point. Did he like suddenly smell his farts like "how can I make this smell amazing?"

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