By tara - 18/12/2015 17:49 - Switzerland - Zug

Today, my husband finally revealed that he's been secretly buying a particular brand of spicy chicken, eating it on his way home from work. He does it because it makes his farts smell just the way he likes it under the duvet when we go to bed. FML
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Psycocharger 19

What did I just read...?

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XxNekoLovexX 26

Well that's vile. Spray him with Liquid Ass and see if he likes that

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Richard6036 13

Nasty, I'm wondering why he hasn't played pull my finger yet.

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freddygasman 18

who says he hasn't? this is natural progression from pull my finger, you can escape that but in the middle of the night sound asleep there is no escape.

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olpally 32

Disturbing... Yikes. Just eat some crazy food and fart back... That might get him to stop.

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countryb_cth 38

Or it will start a never ending fart war that rages on in the family for generations.

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ThePez828 18

I just don't understand people sometimes. My husband also lost the idea of trying to be attractive. He does unnecessarily gross things too. It drives me crazy.

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zobara 29

Tell him not to be so selfish and bring you some chicken too. Your farts will smell as he likes it and he will fall in love again!

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Dictionaryspeaks 18

That's quagmire!!!! He's quagmire !quagmire !quagmire quagmire!! Giggity

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nickie_94 18

Hahahaha that's brilliant! You definitely need to get revenge.

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