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Anonyme Saint-di, France

Today, my husband felt dishonoured: his darling little girl, the love of his life, whom he's always considered pure, turns out to be pregnant. He's now warned her: she's grounded and that whoever did this to her had better not come hanging round the house. Pussy, two years old, is now housebound until her kittens are born. FML

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Soft kitty, Warm kitty, Little ball of fur. Happy kitty, Sleepy kitty, You're such a *****.

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If you don't want kittens, spay your cat.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

On second thought, spay your cat anyway... Go adopt a kitten if you want one so bad.

..... We're all gonna go to hell are we?

But that plot twist tho

Hahaha! The end really surprised me, and threw me off for a few moments. I can't say much, my stepfather is really attached to his cat.

Hey, the man just loves the pussy... God bless him lol

haha I never guessed it was about a cat :p

Definitely not what I thought! Funny. though!

diving_fml 30

good twist

Wow, I was so confused before I even read the end, on the bright side kittens are amazing and make anyone happy!

I like the plot twist there.