Anonyme
Saint-di, France
Today, my husband felt dishonoured: his darling little girl, the love of his life, whom he's always considered pure, turns out to be pregnant. He's now warned her: she's grounded and that whoever did this to her had better not come hanging round the house. Pussy, two years old, is now housebound until her kittens are born. FML
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ChawanKiti 15
Soft kitty, Warm kitty, Little ball of fur. Happy kitty, Sleepy kitty, You're such a *****.
sydneysays 15
Plot twist
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SexyMexi21 23
plot twist! I was reading it like 2 years old?? lol get her spayed. that should have saved everyone
clemscott 10
YDI for not desexing your cat. Those kittens will end up getting put down when no one adopts them.
capnbzarr 43
Spay your damn cat. Also, don't let it go outside. It's safer for the cat and for the local songbirds. And I'm sure your neighbors aren't too fond of the turds it's been burying in their gardens.
redstone7693 29
Jesus this OP should right scripts for movies
AcieMcG 21
YDI for trying too hard
catmint 13
Why is this an FML? Kittens!!
an3ph 20
Well played. You win this round.
jaysinlove 10
Great plot twist
DrHothead 15
Lol never had such good laugh
Quiet_one 22
How do you have a cat that goes outside AND isn't spayed, and expect anything different to happen? Cats (and other pets) aren't like people- if it has a full set of female reproductive organs and access to males, it's going to get pregnant. If you don't remove one of those factors, you get unwanted kittens and you only have yourself to blame.