Anonyme
Saint-di, France
Today, my husband felt dishonoured: his darling little girl, the love of his life, whom he's always considered pure, turns out to be pregnant. He's now warned her: she's grounded and that whoever did this to her had better not come hanging round the house. Pussy, two years old, is now housebound until her kittens are born. FML
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ChawanKiti 15
Soft kitty, Warm kitty, Little ball of fur. Happy kitty, Sleepy kitty, You're such a *****.
sydneysays 15
Plot twist
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Comments (213)
magaliwoodrock 19
You should've fixed your cat then
AlphaOmega0106 18
How is removing the ability to have babies "fixing" something. If someone goes up to you, knocks you out and removes your ability to have kids, would you say 'Thank you for fixing me'. I doubt it
PinkiePiePony 19
#175, you are part of the reasons their are so many feral pets.
blackonblight 32
If the person who removed my ability to reproduce did so in a way that meant no periods I'd say "It's a miracle! I'm fixed!"
zsaddayz 16
You should've had your cat spayed before letting her outside. You are part of the cat overpopulation problem. Thanks a lot.
luststarrr 22
+1
Eluddha 12
That's why you spay and neuter your pets people!
brendejafulable 41
When the word Pussy was used I was like wuuuut why would talk about your kid like that. makes much more sense now.
imateapot_723 9
Wow. Congrats on kittens though
caleb_9756 14
This is the best worded FML to ever exist
bunny409 14
thats what spaying and neuteuring is for -.- because of his irresponsibility hes adding to the overpopulation of animals. tell him I said congrats on that.
AksentNetharia 12
I had to read this six times to understand it... Well written.
CandyApple88 13
what, can't he have desexed his cat?
shellyluv 23
I didn't expect that. This was hilarious.