Anonyme
Saint-di, France
Today, my husband felt dishonoured: his darling little girl, the love of his life, whom he's always considered pure, turns out to be pregnant. He's now warned her: she's grounded and that whoever did this to her had better not come hanging round the house. Pussy, two years old, is now housebound until her kittens are born. FML
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ChawanKiti 15
Soft kitty, Warm kitty, Little ball of fur. Happy kitty, Sleepy kitty, You're such a *****.
sydneysays 15
Plot twist
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fantasyworld 37
I love the way this was written.
daximoose 11
What do you expect from a cat named Pussy?
buymevickis92 26
I'm sorry but this fml makes me laugh every time I read it and I love the drawing of it too sorry OP but I know you had to have at least giggled
spn_castle4 14
Great FML! For everyone wondering who would name their cat Pussy, if you google translate "Kitty" one of the direct translations is "le minou" which means Kitty, Pussy, and Pussycat. If you look, the OP is from France.
mrmcleod 29
Yeah I immediately had to look where the location was. It threw me off briefly.
JIMMY_THE_JEW_II 17
that was really pointless
doglady 16
One word. SPAY.
drbakhonlock 18
Hahaha wait what?!?!
kittykat1501 31
HA!
Nat52482 25
This is why, If you don't want your female pets to get pregnant, you spay them.
CorvusVenator 14
Pounding the Pussy.