Today, my husband changed the voice on my car's GPS to Mr T's. I don't know how to change it back. I've been saying, "I pity the fool" over and over again ever since. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I discovered my new phone's voice command doesn't really understand my accent while I'm driving. It kept thinking I was saying, "Call my mum" instead of, "Open Maps". It called my mum 14 times. FML
Today, I bought a new car, and before I left, the dealer offered to help me set up the sync. I agreed, but I really wish I'd remembered that my Bluetooth name is TitsMcGee. FML
Today, I had to use my husband's vehicle. He has been spiraling into a mean, bigoted man. I got into his vehicle and the radio was on a station that was spewing weird stereotypes of women, and making fun of anyone who is not a hard supporter of a certain orange politician/businessman. FML
Today, I noticed my husband was acting moody, and I asked him what was wrong. He replied that he didn't know, so trying to lighten the mood, I facetiously said, "It's 'cause you're stuck with me, isn't it?" He nodded, trundled off, and hasn't shown his face since. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to change the language setting on my phone to Mandarin. Unfortunately, neither of us knows Mandarin, and we can't change it back to English. FML
Today, I was calling my husband while driving. While the phone rang, I farted. As soon as the horrid smell hit my nose, my husband answered. I panicked and hung up quickly, thinking to myself how embarrassed I was because he could smell it. I'm an idiot. FML
Today, my husband called me, saying he was in the hospital with a friend who'd just broken his arm. Too bad I then heard a female voice in the background mutter, "She'll never buy that". FML
Today, I saw my buddy at the mechanic's on speaker with his wife. I did a very fake female voice and said, “He’s here with me! He’s my man now!” He rushed home to see all his stuff on fire on the front lawn. I had no idea how psycho she was and now he wants to kill me. FML
Today, my family is on the third day of driving cross country. My husband is still pretending he is driving on a NASCAR track, sound effects and all. FML
Today, I got into a heated, one-sided argument with my GPS, and ended up driving around in circles for an hour due to roadworks messing with my GPS's computations. FML
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Top comments
murdersquirrel 15
That's a pretty awesome prank. Kudos to your husband.
KeyboardWarrior 10
HOW DO I DO THAT??
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Comments (149)
Gretzky_023 0
Check yo self before you wreck yourself foo!!
kismentia 10
Morgan Freeman: "You are now home. Leave your seat which is soft and spongy, like a twinkie...like a twinkie." I'd personally pick Christopher Walken's voice for my GPS.
nvo 6
RDFM
154rct 7
TURN RIGHT SUCKA
scrework 6
OMFFGGG HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Top comment and this FML is hilaaarious!!!!! XD
snowdrifter 0
That gps is badass. where can I get one?
cmac86 24
I fail to see the problem here. That's pretty awesome. Mr. T would pities you.
theonlysweetpea 10
Have Mr. T punch your husband in his solar pelvix (sp?) then stand over him
my_fml_account 2
Do you mean solar plexus? There's no such thing as a solar pelvix. Then again, this is a hilarious move on her husband's part. Mr. T would high five him, not punch him.
hydro_fml 0
Today your satnav is giving orders' not directions'.
robokid777 4
F in A
ErinBeam 1
Should really feel sympathy for that? Because there's nothing to feel sympathy about. I wish my GPS had a Mr. T voice