Today, my husband changed the voice on my car's GPS to Mr T's. I don't know how to change it back. I've been saying, "I pity the fool" over and over again ever since. FML
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Today, I discovered my new phone's voice command doesn't really understand my accent while I'm driving. It kept thinking I was saying, "Call my mum" instead of, "Open Maps". It called my mum 14 times. FML
Today, I bought a new car, and before I left, the dealer offered to help me set up the sync. I agreed, but I really wish I'd remembered that my Bluetooth name is TitsMcGee. FML
Today, I had to use my husband's vehicle. He has been spiraling into a mean, bigoted man. I got into his vehicle and the radio was on a station that was spewing weird stereotypes of women, and making fun of anyone who is not a hard supporter of a certain orange politician/businessman. FML
Today, I noticed my husband was acting moody, and I asked him what was wrong. He replied that he didn't know, so trying to lighten the mood, I facetiously said, "It's 'cause you're stuck with me, isn't it?" He nodded, trundled off, and hasn't shown his face since. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to change the language setting on my phone to Mandarin. Unfortunately, neither of us knows Mandarin, and we can't change it back to English. FML
Today, I was calling my husband while driving. While the phone rang, I farted. As soon as the horrid smell hit my nose, my husband answered. I panicked and hung up quickly, thinking to myself how embarrassed I was because he could smell it. I'm an idiot. FML
Today, my husband called me, saying he was in the hospital with a friend who'd just broken his arm. Too bad I then heard a female voice in the background mutter, "She'll never buy that". FML
Today, I saw my buddy at the mechanic's on speaker with his wife. I did a very fake female voice and said, “He’s here with me! He’s my man now!” He rushed home to see all his stuff on fire on the front lawn. I had no idea how psycho she was and now he wants to kill me. FML
Today, my family is on the third day of driving cross country. My husband is still pretending he is driving on a NASCAR track, sound effects and all. FML
Today, I got into a heated, one-sided argument with my GPS, and ended up driving around in circles for an hour due to roadworks messing with my GPS's computations. FML
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Top comments
murdersquirrel 15
That's a pretty awesome prank. Kudos to your husband.
KeyboardWarrior 10
HOW DO I DO THAT??
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Comments (149)
perdix 31
In 500 feet, turn left, ... stay in school ... and don't do drugs! For his GPS, get Fran Drescher or Rebecca Black. You have to go nuclear.
zattele 3
Lol, win
Googoo27 12
There is so much win in the comment above. Edit: Two above. Damn you 51
IntenseGas 0
It's maaain street, maaain street, gotta turn left on main streeeet. Everybody's lookin for the destination ation.
weave92 1
That's not an fml. I wish my gps could have mr. T's voice! Lol.
IndigoAcrylic 9
That's prettyy rad, my friend ;D
JaysFanStu 3
High five to your husband! That's hilarious!
poohbear1816 4
lol thats a great prank ur husband did u should laugh it off
thetoxiclion 4
I'd like to meet the guy who designed that GPS
alicecooperfan 18
I won't lie, I died laughing when I read this FML :-D
perdix 31
Are you writing this from the Great Beyond then?
goodgirlxgonebad 3
Hahahah that's awesome and it can't be that hard to change
robberry 11
You're husband is the man, and you should thank him!!!
icic6772 0
Fyl? THATS AWESOME!!!!