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By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 14:18 - United States

Today, my husband and I have been trying to buy a house and start a family together. Now I find out that he just spent $5000 on comic books. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2021 05:59

Today, my husband pre-ordered $500 worth of Transformers figures. We're supposed to be trying to save up for a house. FML

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By Catherine - 10/06/2012 18:11 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I confronted my husband over the fact that despite me working two jobs to support us for the last three years, we're nowhere near our goal of buying a house. He actually had the brass balls to defend pissing my money down the drain on his ceramic cat collection. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 04:00

Today, I found out my husband spent us into overdraft charges through compulsive online shopping. Again. FML

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By Randy - 13/09/2011 02:15 - United States

Today, I got home from work to find my wife asleep in her easy chair with my two year old son asleep in a pile of torn-up paper. I soon found out it was my 1960s collection of a Superman comic book series that I inherited from my dad. It was worth well over $2,000. FML

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By pissed - 17/12/2013 21:17 - United States

Today, my husband called me from the store, trying to decide whether or not to buy the new games console he's been wanting. I'd already purchased one and hid it, ready for Christmas Day. I couldn't talk him into not buying himself one. There goes a $500 surprise. FML

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By cumbucket cops - 16/03/2014 17:53 - United States - Barberton

Today, I found out that my unemployed husband has his own web-comic, that he makes money off it, and that it mainly involves the main character's airhead, money-grubbing wife ruining his life. She looks strikingly like me and shares my name. FML

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By me - 02/03/2011 23:21 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer. FML

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By TakenAdvantageOf - 15/09/2017 04:30

Today, my husband asked to borrow money. He couldn't pay his half of the rent or utilities this month, but he did manage to buy a $1,700 radio. FML

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By letmefallasleep - 01/04/2020 14:00

Today, I found out my husband has racked up $3000 on our credit cards, and ruined my credit score. When confronted, all he had to say was, "Well you didn't tell me when you bought that ten-dollar t-shirt, so I guess we're even." FML

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By julesmommy - 08/09/2011 05:36 - United States

Today, my husband used our last $2000 to buy himself a motorcycle. It's supposed to "save us a lot on gas money." FML

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Mordakai420 6

Friday 16 December 2011 18:44

Better have been mint condition #1

frokeyman92 9

Friday 16 December 2011 18:45

They will be worth 10 times as much later in life! He made an investment!

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maszaros 9

Saturday 17 December 2011 6:54

You picked him!

serenitychaos20 6

Saturday 17 December 2011 19:58

I see no issue haha

Fylminesawsome 5

Saturday 17 December 2011 20:32

Good for him. Who cares

emoscreamo7 0

Saturday 17 December 2011 23:08

My boyfriend does this with yugioh cards. We're trying to save up for a car lol

catseventhst 0

Sunday 18 December 2011 0:41

You never know those comic books can be worth millions some day

drumbum1989 0

Sunday 18 December 2011 2:37

Sounds like someones sex life is horrible for him to spend $5,000 on comics

moomoomeow2 7

Sunday 18 December 2011 4:53

That's awful, I hope you'll find a way to make things better.

Timja83 0

Sunday 18 December 2011 21:13

Well now you know it might be best not to start a family with this guy..

LanaStarr 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 10:20

Men are sometimes selfish. I kniw how you feel. But just go get a secret account and save up the miney he cant be mad then. He wont know. Lol

ronandjohn 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 20:23

What a Dick divorce him

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