Today, my Halloween costume finally showed up in the mail. Their consolation for a late delivery? A 50 cent discount. FML
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Today, I excitedly checked the mail to see if my Halloween costume finally arrived. It didn't. I live in an isolated city, so finding a costume by any other means than the Internet was impossible. I spent over $100 for a costume that I won't even get to wear this year. FML
Today, I was excited to finally receive my Halloween costume in the mail after the one I ordered back in September got lost in transit. Upon reaching my mailbox, I saw the lock had been broken off and my new costume had been stolen. The party is tomorrow. FML
Today, my 3 year old daughter's Halloween costume finally got delivered. FML
Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML
Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML
Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML
Today, one of my neighbors dressed up in the exact same costume as me. Every house I go to refuses to give me candy because my neighbor has already been there. FML
Today, I spent two hours driving all over town looking for a store that sold pumpkins. When I finally found some, I was charged ten dollars per pumpkin. Later, I went to my town's annual Halloween festival and discovered they were giving pumpkins away for free. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to get a bunch of candy for our first Halloween at our new house, so she got $60 worth. We got into an argument about who was going to give it out. It’s now 9 p.m. No one came to our door all night. FML
Today, after a stressful shift at work, I bought three bags of candy to hand out to trick-or-treaters tonight. I didn’t realize until I got home that one bag had a hole in it, and there were three empty M&M wrappers inside. My grocery store sucks. FML
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sweet_candy_ 17
save it for next year :)
allmidnighteyes 11
This is why you don't wait until the week before to buy your costume. This is also why you pay the extra $10 or so for faster shipping.
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Comments (74)
cuddlekitty66 0
People should learn what would consitute as an actual FML. It's life, get over it. And yes, I understand the point of this site, but most people use it to fuel their tiny insignifigant lives and pretend they're not meaningless. This is not an FML. You could have contacted them.
ThePieGuy0817 29
On the contrary. If it wasn't a real FML, it wouldn't have made it past moderation.
london110 0
hahahha that really sucks :)
vollyball921 0
Three words: CLAW MACHINE TIME :D
the4starr 3
that's gay. but still not a FML
Sniper3000 0
50 PER cent is better
RennaeUK 0
Hehehe thats us Brits for yah :)
fantasyworld 39
What did you go as? Now you have next year's costume.