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By Anonymous - 08/11/2010 01:05 - United States

Today, my Halloween costume finally showed up in the mail. Their consolation for a late delivery? A 50 cent discount. FML

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By nocostumeforme - 29/10/2011 16:01 - Canada

Today, I excitedly checked the mail to see if my Halloween costume finally arrived. It didn't. I live in an isolated city, so finding a costume by any other means than the Internet was impossible. I spent over $100 for a costume that I won't even get to wear this year. FML

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By sluttyfox - 31/10/2018 14:00

Today, I was excited to finally receive my Halloween costume in the mail after the one I ordered back in September got lost in transit. Upon reaching my mailbox, I saw the lock had been broken off and my new costume had been stolen. The party is tomorrow. FML

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By princess - 07/12/2015 14:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my 3 year old daughter's Halloween costume finally got delivered. FML

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By vishuzzbabe77 - 22/08/2011 06:04 - United States

Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML

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By Missedtheboat - 30/10/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML

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By PieterseMJ - 02/11/2012 12:17 - South Africa - Sandton

Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2011 00:36 - United States

Today, one of my neighbors dressed up in the exact same costume as me. Every house I go to refuses to give me candy because my neighbor has already been there. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 13:16 - United States

Today, I spent two hours driving all over town looking for a store that sold pumpkins. When I finally found some, I was charged ten dollars per pumpkin. Later, I went to my town's annual Halloween festival and discovered they were giving pumpkins away for free. FML

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Halloween, the long wait

By androidjezus - 03/11/2019 18:30

Today, I asked my girlfriend to get a bunch of candy for our first Halloween at our new house, so she got $60 worth. We got into an argument about who was going to give it out. It’s now 9 p.m. No one came to our door all night. FML

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Trick it is, then

By Tricked - 01/11/2023 09:00

Today, after a stressful shift at work, I bought three bags of candy to hand out to trick-or-treaters tonight. I didn’t realize until I got home that one bag had a hole in it, and there were three empty M&M wrappers inside. My grocery store sucks. FML

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Monday 8 November 2010 8:38

save it for next year :)

allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 8 November 2010 8:39

This is why you don't wait until the week before to buy your costume. This is also why you pay the extra $10 or so for faster shipping.

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thehitman2020 0

Monday 8 November 2010 15:53

u shouldn't have waited to buy your costume you pay more for it.

BabesYourAStar 0

Monday 8 November 2010 17:28

I ordered my costume a week before. it arrived 2 das after Halloween FML

BabesYourAStar 0

Monday 8 November 2010 17:30

and I paid extra so it'd come faster

jaaaz 3

Monday 8 November 2010 20:00

hahaaha, theres still next year? ;)

iivann 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 2:55

true(:

LOLSWAT 0

Monday 8 November 2010 20:14

**** it. wear it now and demand candy from strangers.

SweptAway 0

Monday 8 November 2010 22:17

mine still hasn't come...

MeganCello 8

Monday 8 November 2010 23:31

Mine came yesterday. God dammnit.

munkee_6669 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 0:06

@45 YDI for purchasing an iFail

trese666 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 6:23

it's called planning ahead. FML for wasting my time reading that

poprocks441 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 2:16

if it's such a waste of time just to read it then y'd ya comment?

simoneog09 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 6:51

it was the bed intruder costume wasn't it, and you got a 50cent discount on the bed intruder song. lmao

doctor_J 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 6:58

Use it at school/work/church/baptisms/funerals anyways :D

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