Today, my Halloween costume finally showed up in the mail. Their consolation for a late delivery? A 50 cent discount. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I excitedly checked the mail to see if my Halloween costume finally arrived. It didn't. I live in an isolated city, so finding a costume by any other means than the Internet was impossible. I spent over $100 for a costume that I won't even get to wear this year. FML
Today, I was excited to finally receive my Halloween costume in the mail after the one I ordered back in September got lost in transit. Upon reaching my mailbox, I saw the lock had been broken off and my new costume had been stolen. The party is tomorrow. FML
Today, my 3 year old daughter's Halloween costume finally got delivered. FML
Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML
Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML
Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML
Today, one of my neighbors dressed up in the exact same costume as me. Every house I go to refuses to give me candy because my neighbor has already been there. FML
Today, I spent two hours driving all over town looking for a store that sold pumpkins. When I finally found some, I was charged ten dollars per pumpkin. Later, I went to my town's annual Halloween festival and discovered they were giving pumpkins away for free. FML
Halloween, the long wait
Today, I asked my girlfriend to get a bunch of candy for our first Halloween at our new house, so she got $60 worth. We got into an argument about who was going to give it out. It’s now 9 p.m. No one came to our door all night. FML
Trick it is, then
Today, after a stressful shift at work, I bought three bags of candy to hand out to trick-or-treaters tonight. I didn’t realize until I got home that one bag had a hole in it, and there were three empty M&M wrappers inside. My grocery store sucks. FML
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sweet_candy_ 17
save it for next year :)
allmidnighteyes 11
This is why you don't wait until the week before to buy your costume. This is also why you pay the extra $10 or so for faster shipping.
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Comments (74)
thehitman2020 0
u shouldn't have waited to buy your costume you pay more for it.
BabesYourAStar 0
I ordered my costume a week before. it arrived 2 das after Halloween FML
BabesYourAStar 0
and I paid extra so it'd come faster
jaaaz 3
hahaaha, theres still next year? ;)
iivann 0
true(:
LOLSWAT 0
**** it. wear it now and demand candy from strangers.
SweptAway 0
mine still hasn't come...
MeganCello 8
Mine came yesterday. God dammnit.
munkee_6669 0
@45 YDI for purchasing an iFail
trese666 0
it's called planning ahead. FML for wasting my time reading that
poprocks441 0
if it's such a waste of time just to read it then y'd ya comment?
simoneog09 0
it was the bed intruder costume wasn't it, and you got a 50cent discount on the bed intruder song. lmao
doctor_J 0
Use it at school/work/church/baptisms/funerals anyways :D