Miscellaneous: Today, my grandpa told us he wanted to fit in. His idea of fitting...

By Nice 2 inch - 27/06/2011 12:16 - Canada

Today, my grandpa told us he wanted to fit in. His idea of fitting in is streaking in a park at 4:00 pm. FML

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By onlyjuggalos - 31/01/2016 08:13 - United States

Today, I told my grandpa that I want to join the police force. His response: "You wanna lynch some blacks without the jail time, eh?" FML

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By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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By lovingthis - 09/01/2013 16:48 - United States - Largo

Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2016 16:41 - United States

Today, I joined my grandpa on his morning jog. I didn't last 15 minutes before nearly passing out from exhaustion. He came jogging back home nearly an hour later looking even better than he did when we left. FML

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By mortifiedgrandchild - 09/01/2012 18:53 - United States

Today, I came across a picture of my grandpa taking a hit off a bong, while wearing nothing but a Playboy shirt. FML

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By aroman2312 - 06/09/2011 21:33 - United States

Today, my grandpa decided to charcoal-grill some steaks. Inside the house. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 06:46 - United States

Today, I found out that the crazy old man that sleep walks naked around my neighborhood every night is my grandpa. And he's not sleepwalking. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 09:14 - Australia

Today, my grandpa came over to help paint our house, as we are renovating it. The only paint clothes he decided to wear were his underpants. The neighbours and builders found this quite amusing. FML

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By emeraldapostle - 27/04/2019 00:00

Today, my grandfather scolded me for not wanting to go to my 12-year-old cousin's basketball game. This is the same grandfather that refused to go to my high school graduation. FML

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By Anna - 06/01/2012 11:25 - United States

Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML

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spazticechidna 2

Monday 27 June 2011 18:59

Thats the best grandpa ever.

eckksDeeitsTravi 0

Monday 27 June 2011 19:04

Hipster grandpa is too hip for pants.

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taytaysssxy 0

Monday 27 June 2011 19:20

tHats so awesome haha!!! FYL cuz I'm jealous

Penn2894 6

Monday 27 June 2011 19:20

Your grandpa is more hip than I'll ever be, cheers to him!

Mi24hind 0

Monday 27 June 2011 19:21

I'm caught between laughing my head off and feeling bad. I'm also stuck between wondering if your Grandpa is crazy or awesome.

demonspeed 0

Monday 27 June 2011 19:21

grandpa sounds like a fun guy!

madvone 0

Monday 27 June 2011 19:22

your grandpa is now my hero

transilvanianson 3

Monday 27 June 2011 19:22

no shit -__-"'

smartguy13v 2

Monday 27 June 2011 19:28

I'm jealous.

green_eggs_and_h 0

Monday 27 June 2011 19:30

That's what I do to fit in. Don't you?

Dominik222 4

Monday 27 June 2011 19:49

your grandpa is a champ

Legendslayer222 26

Monday 27 June 2011 19:59

I dread to think what place he was trying to fit into if this was how he went about doing it. Were you there or did you just hear he was arrested the next day or something?

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