Miscellaneous: Today, my grandpa told us he wanted to fit in. His idea of fitting...

By Nice 2 inch - 27/06/2011 12:16 - Canada

Today, my grandpa told us he wanted to fit in. His idea of fitting in is streaking in a park at 4:00 pm. FML

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By onlyjuggalos - 31/01/2016 08:13 - United States

Today, I told my grandpa that I want to join the police force. His response: "You wanna lynch some blacks without the jail time, eh?" FML

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By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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By lovingthis - 09/01/2013 16:48 - United States - Largo

Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2016 16:41 - United States

Today, I joined my grandpa on his morning jog. I didn't last 15 minutes before nearly passing out from exhaustion. He came jogging back home nearly an hour later looking even better than he did when we left. FML

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By mortifiedgrandchild - 09/01/2012 18:53 - United States

Today, I came across a picture of my grandpa taking a hit off a bong, while wearing nothing but a Playboy shirt. FML

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By aroman2312 - 06/09/2011 21:33 - United States

Today, my grandpa decided to charcoal-grill some steaks. Inside the house. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 06:46 - United States

Today, I found out that the crazy old man that sleep walks naked around my neighborhood every night is my grandpa. And he's not sleepwalking. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 09:14 - Australia

Today, my grandpa came over to help paint our house, as we are renovating it. The only paint clothes he decided to wear were his underpants. The neighbours and builders found this quite amusing. FML

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By emeraldapostle - 27/04/2019 00:00

Today, my grandfather scolded me for not wanting to go to my 12-year-old cousin's basketball game. This is the same grandfather that refused to go to my high school graduation. FML

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By Anna - 06/01/2012 11:25 - United States

Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML

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Monday 27 June 2011 18:59

Thats the best grandpa ever.

eckksDeeitsTravi 0

Monday 27 June 2011 19:04

Hipster grandpa is too hip for pants.

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curlyhead00 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 0:40

love the title of this!!!

jusgirl08 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 11:15

you my friend have an AWESOME gramps

dnjohns 3

Friday 1 July 2011 7:07

Haha ur grandpa is awesome!

justanotherhuman 21

Friday 1 July 2011 9:53

Dear OP, First: FYL? You're living in a critically acclaimed sitcom, man! Rejoice! Second: I'm putting together a team. I need your Grandfather's FB address so I can friend him asap.

sporkdef191 0

Friday 1 July 2011 23:58

well duh, all the cool kids are doing it! lol

sexyneverleft 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 17:33

Ahem...."Wooo!!"

leprechaun23 15

Wednesday 6 July 2011 20:43

your grandpa is the definition of the word WIN

thingthing3 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 8:13

ok how can they diserve it at all

Mhsfootball13 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 6:00

Haha wish my grampal was like that

einselar 6

Friday 28 June 2013 8:58

You mean to tell me that's not a normal thing to do? :sarcastic:

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Today, while trying to spice up our marriage, we decided to get a hotel room and roleplay as strangers who meet in a bar and have a one night stand. By the time I got there, he was engrossed in the football and on the beer. He didn't notice me arrive and when he did, he was too drunk to get the roleplay right. FML

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Today, I went out with my best girl friend to spice up my wardrobe. I recently broke up with my girlfriend, who was constantly flip-flopping from being in love with me to being apathetic towards me. After having a great day, on the way home, my ex pulled up next to our car and I had a panic attack. FML

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Today, my mum refused to send me a picture she took on her iPhone until it synced up to her iPad, because she claimed it will then appear larger. When I tried to explain the image will be the same regardless, she angrily accused me of not having any trust in her. I still haven’t seen the picture. FML

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Today, I locked myself out and had to enter my house via the back door. Thinking I was an intruder, my 7-year-old daughter slammed a metal rake into the back of my head. Nice to know she can take care of herself. FML

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Today, my wife, the budding environmentalist, who is also 6 months pregnant, threatened to leave me because according to her I'm responsible for the world's deforestation. I'd only drawn her a picture of her with our baby-to-be. FML

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Today, I found out that the same doctor who came over to run Covid tests on my family actually infected us with it. FML

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Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML

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Today, my family and I were visiting an aunt. While helping my aunt to set the table, my sister remarked that from behind I look exactly like her. I reflexively blurted out, "Well fuck you too." Very awkward silence. FML

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