Today, my grandmother patched up my $300, vintage, limited edition, designer jeans because she thought I'd accidentally ripped them. FML
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Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, I asked my grandmother to hem my prom dress for me. I'm her oldest granddaughter so I thought she'd be happy to do it. She said no. Her occupation is a seamstress. FML
Today, I spent my afternoon rummaging through old jeans and other pants, due to being broke and needing cash for ramen. FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Today, while I'm in the depths of postpartum blues and insecurities, my grandmother in-law gifted me a size 22 pair of jeans that does not fit her. I'm a size 12. I started crying and fake choked so that nobody would notice. FML
Today, I got the dress I gave to a tailor to replace a broken zipper back. When I tried it on, I discovered that they’d cut at least 4 inches of fabric, and being skinny, there’s no way I can ever fit into it. It’s from the 1950’s, inherited from my late grandma, who in turn inherited it from her aunt. FML
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, I found out that my mother intentionally donated the quilt that I had made for her, because, "It didn't match anything". That was $70 worth of fabric and 7 and a half weeks spent on that handiwork of mine. FML
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fucking_eat_me 0
well thats what you get for buying $300 jeans.
d101_fml 0
Maybe now you can reflect on how absurd it is to spend $300 on Jeans that are ripped, simply because they are "trendy"...
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Comments (499)
The_9th_Doctor 18
kids today. you have no idea what fashion truly is
imaboss177 5
Why the **** would you buy $300.00 jeans dumbass.
imaboss177 5
Buy like $30.00 or $40.00 jeans and donate the rest to charity or an actually ******* good cause.
miyaviichan 27
You all are acting like she killed someone. They're jeans, get over it. If someone has money to spend like that, it's not your issue. And this is coming from an immigrant who lives below the poverty line. Damn. I'm surprised everyone's comments didnt get moderated.
franklydizzy 5
your fault for buying $300 jeans. wtf?
meouch 6
Aw, bless her heart
worldclassrager 39
How was it patched? Sometimes patches can come off to decent extent with the hole not even noticed...
cwl727 32
Well pants with rips are pretty stupid and nobody should buy pants that costs $300.
criscodisco97 2
Gotta love Grandma!
communisttaco 16
I could buy 15 pairs of jeans for that much money. That would still be too expensive for me.