Today, my grandmother patched up my $300, vintage, limited edition, designer jeans because she thought I'd accidentally ripped them. FML
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Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, I asked my grandmother to hem my prom dress for me. I'm her oldest granddaughter so I thought she'd be happy to do it. She said no. Her occupation is a seamstress. FML
Today, I spent my afternoon rummaging through old jeans and other pants, due to being broke and needing cash for ramen. FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Today, while I'm in the depths of postpartum blues and insecurities, my grandmother in-law gifted me a size 22 pair of jeans that does not fit her. I'm a size 12. I started crying and fake choked so that nobody would notice. FML
Today, I got the dress I gave to a tailor to replace a broken zipper back. When I tried it on, I discovered that they’d cut at least 4 inches of fabric, and being skinny, there’s no way I can ever fit into it. It’s from the 1950’s, inherited from my late grandma, who in turn inherited it from her aunt. FML
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, I found out that my mother intentionally donated the quilt that I had made for her, because, "It didn't match anything". That was $70 worth of fabric and 7 and a half weeks spent on that handiwork of mine. FML
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fucking_eat_me 0
well thats what you get for buying $300 jeans.
d101_fml 0
Maybe now you can reflect on how absurd it is to spend $300 on Jeans that are ripped, simply because they are "trendy"...
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ifyouonlyknew77 0
#1
ShadyFTW1 0
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wtfrig 0
...so tell me why you spent $300 pair of jeans that you could rip on a $30 pair?
tomorrowbroadway 0
Hey, at least you're supporting the economy....? :
Radi0activ3 15
Nope! Just supporting huge businesses that already make millions and aren't helping anyone
jnev 0
$300 jeans are just stupid. you're lucky to have a grandmother who does nice things for you.
vinnyk407 0
The only thing worse than buying 300 dollar jeans is, think of what you could buy with that money. Thats about 20ish cases of beer, or a new xbox 360, half of a pretty decent television (maybe more) Gas money for awhile, the list goes on.
King_of_Kings 3
#25 what is ska music?
Justblue 0
Geez, 300 bucks on a pair of pants??? That's groceries for a needy family...twice!
doLce_ 1
Why doesn't everyone just worry about how they're spending their own damn money? Some people spend $300 on jeans, others spend $300 on phones, and others spend $300 on colored fliers trying to find their lost $300 phones. It's her money, she can waste it however she wants. All ranting aside, your grandma deserves a "thank you" for at least trying to do something nice, since I'm assuming you were mad that something you spent so much money on is possibly ruined. I suggest you bake her cupcakes, spelling out "T-H-A-N-K-Y-O-U" and hope to hell that you don't get "K-U-N-T" back.
Justblue 0
And yes, you're lucky to have a grandmother who does nice things for you. I lost my grandmother in January thanks to cancer...she was one awesome woman...never take them for granted.
orlandogirl4life 11
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Vonnick 0
Why in the hell did you buy a pair of shitty jeans for $300? Good jeans don't have holes in them and they don't even cost $50. People are so ******* stupid.