Today, my grandmother patched up my $300, vintage, limited edition, designer jeans because she thought I'd accidentally ripped them. FML
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Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, I asked my grandmother to hem my prom dress for me. I'm her oldest granddaughter so I thought she'd be happy to do it. She said no. Her occupation is a seamstress. FML
Today, I spent my afternoon rummaging through old jeans and other pants, due to being broke and needing cash for ramen. FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Today, while I'm in the depths of postpartum blues and insecurities, my grandmother in-law gifted me a size 22 pair of jeans that does not fit her. I'm a size 12. I started crying and fake choked so that nobody would notice. FML
Today, I got the dress I gave to a tailor to replace a broken zipper back. When I tried it on, I discovered that they’d cut at least 4 inches of fabric, and being skinny, there’s no way I can ever fit into it. It’s from the 1950’s, inherited from my late grandma, who in turn inherited it from her aunt. FML
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, I found out that my mother intentionally donated the quilt that I had made for her, because, "It didn't match anything". That was $70 worth of fabric and 7 and a half weeks spent on that handiwork of mine. FML
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Top comments
fucking_eat_me 0
well thats what you get for buying $300 jeans.
d101_fml 0
Maybe now you can reflect on how absurd it is to spend $300 on Jeans that are ripped, simply because they are "trendy"...
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Comments (499)
alex_vik 0
Oh yeah, another thing, you could get a pretty damn decent guitar/bass/amp for that price too, yet you spend it on something made of cheap fabric? Wow.
King_of_Kings 3
#49 is the shit! now that's whats up.
ProfMike789 1
You ABSOLUTELY deserved it because: 1. You paid $300 for JEANS?!?!? 2. You paid $300 for RIPPED jeans?!?!?!!!!!!!1 3. You don't appreciate your gramma's kindness. You're a spoiled, idiotic brat, congratulations!
meooww 0
Who cares. If someone has 300 dollars to spend on jeans if they LIKE them, why not let them? It's not hurting any of you in any way. Jeeze you people are so harsh.
know_your_role 0
i hope that in a nice twist, you acquire a huge gash that needs stitches and your grandma just laughs at you for your foolish new trend. Pompous ass.
1000101 1
Damn... with $300 I can make the payment on my car and fill 'er up with gas too! I've got some tired old work jeans that are torn up pretty bad. I'll sell them to you for $50. It's a steal, really.
imversatile 0
That is precious. Be happy your grandma loves you. Some people wish they had family to do nice things for them.
luckyyyme 0
Depending on how she patched them, they probably look better anyway. I think it is fml worthy, but I think it is totally stupid to pay $300 for blue jeans. My prom dress wasn't even $300 dollars.
tech_guy 0
I got lots of "vintage" stuff thats worth WAY more than $300 if you wanna buy it off of me. Good deals, I promise
arms_akimbo 0
I own like 10 pairs of jeans, and I don't think they add up to $300.