Today, my girlfriend who I love very deeply dumped me two times, over the phone. The first time was to dump me. She then called me back a couple hours later explicitly to dump our friendship. I was just friend dumped. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, my girlfriend haltingly dumped me over the phone. Faint splashes punctuated her grunting, straining sounds. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, I got dumped for the second time by the guy that I'd been seeing. He actually forgot that he'd already dumped me once this week and did it again. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend twice. Apparently, the first time she thought I was kidding. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML
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Starfire22 5
Wow, never really heard of a "friend" dump... Guess she wanted to cut you out of her life completley!
kris4126 0
Wow... What did you DO?
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Comments (68)
gtridr 1
you need a hug, don't u :(
FizzyMtDEW 0
haha here's a hug. (>'.')> :). im a loving person!!! lol
khan4rtist 0
**** that bitch, be a man and find another bitch
Comentator 0
Be a man and take it...then bang her friend and sister
JungleCat3 0
no girl just duz that for no reson...YOU did sumthin 2 deserve it
Vexlor 0
Are you kidding? My friend was dumped four times by the same girl because she kept cheating on him, but then realizing that the person she was cheating with was cheating on her, and trying to get back together with him for the sole purpose of being able to say 'No, im not single' so she didn't sound as pathetic as she really was. Then, when he found out about all of this he dumped her and she got really mad and started crying and yelling at him and saying how mean he was. Explain that to me.
helots 0
man that happen to me too
JF4509 0
your ex is stupid
tswizzle 0
#26... with an icon like that... and you're calling someone else a 'fag'... GG.
feranmi101 0
She probably felt really guilty for like cheating on him or something or he did something wrong it's two sided blame
fml0505 22
This kind of happened to me to, except I got dumped three times. I went from boyfriend to basically a **** buddy, then to friend then to boyfriend, and finally to non-existent in her eyes. Trust me man, anyone who does this kind of thing isn't worth the time.
trumpet27 1
If you said "YDI", you have issues.