Today, my girlfriend who I love very deeply dumped me two times, over the phone. The first time was to dump me. She then called me back a couple hours later explicitly to dump our friendship. I was just friend dumped. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, my girlfriend haltingly dumped me over the phone. Faint splashes punctuated her grunting, straining sounds. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, I got dumped for the second time by the guy that I'd been seeing. He actually forgot that he'd already dumped me once this week and did it again. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend twice. Apparently, the first time she thought I was kidding. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML
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Starfire22 5
Wow, never really heard of a "friend" dump... Guess she wanted to cut you out of her life completley!
kris4126 0
Wow... What did you DO?
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Comments (68)
marsjunkiegirl 0
Aww, I'm sorry. That really sucks. Losing a friend is the worst thing ever.
xllamax 0
this is why people don't (and shouldn't) answer there ex girlfriends calls.
i_say_rawr 0
dude.. im sorry :/
Hoogyme 0
most girls are jerks, I think. They never seem to choose the right guys and end up dumping them for it.
BaBiiSpAnKy821 0
im sowwy ):
pinkkluna 0
I kinda did that recently :/ I broke up with a guy and said I'd be friends with him then a few days later I decided we shouldn't be friends. what happened was that he was trying to hard to get me back and it made me uncomfortable. maybe she felt that way too?
DANKshank 0
when you break up with someone... that's what SHOULD happen.
fretforyerlatte 0
it was pretty cruel, but the whole "let's stay friends" thing very rarely works out anyway...unless it's a mutual breakup on good terms, which this clearly wasn't since you're "deeply in love" with her. so while it seems terrible now, she really saved you a lot of heartache, because if she was still in your life, more than likely you would always hold out hope to get back with her only to have it crushed every time she dates another guy. it probably wasn't her intention to do this for your sake, but really, it's kinda better this way. keep your chin up, you'll be alright.
xxreikoxx 31
I'd rather dump someone for a valid reason than for no reason at all and at least try being friends, but that's just not going to happen. Sometimes it's for the best if the friendship takes a break after the relationship's done, at least until the broken heart has healed. In this case, it seems as if the pendulum swings both ways. We don't know why the OP was dumped in the first place.
bieberfever8 0
thats funny, the same thing happened to me only im a girl and its was with a guy. ironic.
drummerboyjt14 0
actually thats not irony. get a dictionary.
adnaus23 0
Builds character. Don't worry, says more about them than you. You'll learn and grow from it.