Today, my girlfriend who I love very deeply dumped me two times, over the phone. The first time was to dump me. She then called me back a couple hours later explicitly to dump our friendship. I was just friend dumped. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, my girlfriend haltingly dumped me over the phone. Faint splashes punctuated her grunting, straining sounds. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, I got dumped for the second time by the guy that I'd been seeing. He actually forgot that he'd already dumped me once this week and did it again. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend twice. Apparently, the first time she thought I was kidding. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML
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Top comments
Starfire22 5
Wow, never really heard of a "friend" dump... Guess she wanted to cut you out of her life completley!
kris4126 0
Wow... What did you DO?
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Comments (68)
hedgehogs 0
She sounds sadistic. I know it hurts now, but you're better off without her.
GrimGothicAngel 0
never get in a relationship. you will almost always be hurt at some point. sorry this happend to you my friend. ---,---'---@
BB7 0
emo comment alert?
FizzyMtDEW 0
why nvr? proly dont date for awhile till ur ready for a commited and intimate relationship. but u NEVER kno when tht is (thats how u use the word never lol.....inside joke if u dont get it) XD
higurashil0v3 0
just tell her how in love u r with her, and give her flowers! girls LOVE the romantic type ;D
dumbblondemandi 0
she was probly a bitch anyways... just forget her.
THISISWHATIWNADO 0
stock and kill her! hahaha
DarwinFailsAgain 7
LOL @ "stock"
MysteryJoker 5
At least you're still acquaintances right? Or did she dump that too?
pancakegremlin 0
It's way worse to be friend dumped, then relationship dumped! Im sorry! :(
jlowder2 0
hope she left you some means of revenge...i.e: pictures.
russianspy1234 11
Ouch bro, I feel for you.