Today, my girlfriend told me the reason she asked me to shave my beard. When I go down on her shaved, it feels more like her ex-boyfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, my girlfriend made me shave my chest. Afterwards, she said I looked like I was 12. She won't have sex with me until it grows back. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that if I shaved, my penis might seem bigger. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to me, like she was going to kiss me, and instead rubbed her chin all over my face, exclaiming, "Can you feel my beard coming in?" Yes, yes I could. FML
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
Today, I rubbed my face in my armpit stubble because it felt like my ex-boyfriend's face. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
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Top comments
THEMTCHELL 0
she means me
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Well, come on, Santa! Ya think them ho ho hoes want facial hair down there when you're gettin em jolly in the bedroom? Your pole may be pointing north, but she doesn't want your beard on her milky cookie!
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Comments (58)
Fooliieana 0
whoah! are you still with her?
goodgood_fml 5
Might want to get a new girl. First it's oral, next, it will be something else. It's a sign.
macskapingvin 0
YDI for shaving off your beard. YOU ARE NO TRUE MAN.
loshysucks 0
EXACTLY!!
partychix246 0
well at least u can grow it out again
barneyfife 0
sounds like she's a candidate for the ole bucking bronco!
Gadomski87 2
I laughed too hard at #13. I also agree with #39
Choconumm 8
There are some amazin wins here, bravo to yur girl 4 makin you fyl :P jk but ha still fyl that suxxx
GrizzlyVance 0
tell her to kill her self!
i_Tanya 3
No girl wants facial hair touching her pussy. Plus how gross would dude's face be afterwards. eww. she told you to shave for your own good.
Invierno 10
My boyfriend has a beard. I wouldn't ask him to change it because he likes it. I also think it's hot. :P And so what if it gets a little messy? It's bound to get messy in same way or other anyway. If you're squeamish about your partner's or your own bodily fluids, you probably shouldn't be giving or receiving oral anyway. People have different preferences. Just saying.
DjeePee 25
It's obvious Tanya has no experience. I don't know how she recieves oral, but I suggest that she would stop sticking the beard inside her ******.
CashMusicNet 0
punch her in her **** when u go down again