By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 15:04 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two years dumped me, because I'd changed too much for her to bear, and I was breaking her heart. How did I change? I got braces. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 836
You deserved it 3 316

Same thing different taste

Top comments

So she'd rather have someone with jacked up teeth than someone who's getting the problem corrected? I think you may have dodged a bullet here.

randiZ25 0

If she's that shallow then you can do better OP.

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DearCricket 0

I've always found braces attractive.

antoinemartinez 0

I call bullshit yu must of done something else to piss her off

no wonder americans get divorced alot. lo_

truth is OP, unless she is the biggest idiot or the worst piece of shit of a human being there is, what happened was not about the braces, she used your getting braces as a casus belli type of thing, maybe she was tired of you but you were a perfect gentleman and couldn't find an excuse to dump you prior to this day, until you decided to correct your teeth. you are better off without this chick.

Must be rough at the old age of 16. Might as well just stay in the retirement home now. Nobody will love you ever again. "Brace" yourself for a lonely time

aww i feel bad for u thats the stupidest reason for her to break up with u

orion4mm 0

umm braces are for kids your probably a 13 year old like me relationships dont matter in the middle school years it is just a reason to make out with a person you like no real reason get the hell over it!!!!