Today, my girlfriend of two years confessed that she'd gotten married. But not to worry: she only did it for "tax reasons." FML
The_Taxman tells us more.
I was the one who submitted this FML. She was a full-time girlfriend that I was committed very deeply to and had every intent of spending the rest of my life with. Then she sprang the whole "getting married to some other guy to help out with taxes" thing.
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Top comments
JEHughes 13
leave her. for the reason of her being a *****.
cheesecakex 5
Just be glad YOU weren't the poor sucker to marry her. Lucky escape is lucky.
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Comments (161)
CertifiedCreeper 2
The **** wrong with her?
steelrain0811 0
****
dragonfire53511 1
But calling her that insult ***** across world that would have to associate with this twat
icic6772 0
Oh well in that case...
shitwit2234 0
what a ****
gigglegigglesnor 13
lol
MrSasypants 3
Hi
allinicolesmh 0
^shut up, every one loves everyonelovesboners..(:
MROMRO 0
When a man steals your wife, there's no better revenge than to let him keep her.
prettygirl011892 1
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! 1-800-JERRY10 JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! if you or someone you knows girlfriend got married for tax reasons call now fyl though that suck but seriously give jerry springer a call id love to see that ahaahahaha
theboss_ishere 0
What an ass!!! Hope she's your ex now