Today, my girlfriend of two years confessed that she'd gotten married. But not to worry: she only did it for "tax reasons." FML
The_Taxman tells us more.
I was the one who submitted this FML. She was a full-time girlfriend that I was committed very deeply to and had every intent of spending the rest of my life with. Then she sprang the whole "getting married to some other guy to help out with taxes" thing.
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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JEHughes 13
leave her. for the reason of her being a *****.
cheesecakex 5
Just be glad YOU weren't the poor sucker to marry her. Lucky escape is lucky.
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Comments (161)
JumbledGirl 2
That sucks... My ex I was with for 2 years disappeared and when I came to his house a month later he was with his pregnant wife...
jobsman99 0
do that means you can have sec with her anytime you like? at least a ********.
BIEBERSLAYER 10
What is this sec that you speak of?
Amrel 10
If you mean "sex" then that would make op smart atleast
blackbelt25 12
The only reason people like that are put in your lives is to make you stronger. Dont worry man you'll find the right girl ;)
hogs3212 0
She claiming head of household? Cuz it's obvious who wears the pants in that relationship!
Jaimegirl 7
Bat Socks...y'know, socks for bats...
mrahhhhh 21
Check out the shape of his circumstance He wears the dress and she wears the pants Here comes Jill and she needs romance But you can't do Jack so SHUT UP AND DANCE!
SmittyJA24 26
"Tax reasons"??? I'm hoping you don't believe that shit.... I hate to break this news to you, dude, but you were #2 on her list all along.
MrSasypants 3
Gosh
zippythechimp 6
As long as she is still giving it up who cares
OrgasmicBunnies 9
Well we are from Indiana. You always need tax reasons in Indiana, there's too much corn.
Jaxon26 0
I don't blame her, the Eco is shit nowadays... (kiddin)
oops_im_fucked 8
Is that ***** or gold digger?
Amrel 10
Both?
FarSide 23
A gold-digging motherless sloppy-seconds *****.