Today, my girlfriend of two years confessed that she'd gotten married. But not to worry: she only did it for "tax reasons." FML
The_Taxman tells us more.
I was the one who submitted this FML. She was a full-time girlfriend that I was committed very deeply to and had every intent of spending the rest of my life with. Then she sprang the whole "getting married to some other guy to help out with taxes" thing.
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Top comments
JEHughes 13
leave her. for the reason of her being a *****.
cheesecakex 5
Just be glad YOU weren't the poor sucker to marry her. Lucky escape is lucky.
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Comments (161)
cliftongirl1022 5
Well....no taxes!!!!
dannyfitz18 4
rough what an idiot girlfriend
lol0wnee 5
Well.. Don't worry then !
Letter0 0
The guy who she married will never be happy, because she will do this to him. Be glad she's not doing this to you anymore, and stay away from her.
says_sweet 0
Sweet.
elijahwilson 0
Amen brother Amen
zaveeshaveesh3 7
Gotta pay those taxes
20jetsgo 3
Lebrons weak
aztaroth_fml_fml 0
we call that where i live a restless snatch.
itsbridgetbtch17 2
Cool story bro.. but forreal, that's not right.
pepsilove_fml 4
I wonder if the guy she married knows about you and her dating hmmm :o