Today, my girlfriend of two years confessed that she'd gotten married. But not to worry: she only did it for "tax reasons." FML
The_Taxman tells us more.
I was the one who submitted this FML. She was a full-time girlfriend that I was committed very deeply to and had every intent of spending the rest of my life with. Then she sprang the whole "getting married to some other guy to help out with taxes" thing.
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Top comments
JEHughes 13
leave her. for the reason of her being a *****.
cheesecakex 5
Just be glad YOU weren't the poor sucker to marry her. Lucky escape is lucky.
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Comments (161)
mekaylahm 0
Who does that
tj4234 36
two dicks anal (e)xperience that's what she meant by 'T.A.X' OP
BloodyMary666 24
What a b*tch!!!
NotFromUSA 6
I would ask her what's the reason for being with you then?
jaminjames 0
What a bitch
klong91 7
Be happy sucks that you wasted 2 years on a selfish ***** but be glad you weren't the poor sucker to marry her.
PrestonG95 7
Tell her you just got married to another girl for "tax reasons" also and not to worry either.
luckygirl4ever_fml 4
How comforting!!! Lovely girl you got there!!
OsirisFaction_fml 5
It took you two years to find that out?
HomeAl0ne 20
I wonder if she declares you on her tax returns under "Liquid Assets".