Today, my girlfriend of two years confessed that she'd gotten married. But not to worry: she only did it for "tax reasons." FML
The_Taxman tells us more.
I was the one who submitted this FML. She was a full-time girlfriend that I was committed very deeply to and had every intent of spending the rest of my life with. Then she sprang the whole "getting married to some other guy to help out with taxes" thing.
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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JEHughes 13
leave her. for the reason of her being a *****.
cheesecakex 5
Just be glad YOU weren't the poor sucker to marry her. Lucky escape is lucky.
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Comments (161)
Nexus_surgeon 7
Try to sell your Kidney,and buy a sport car for her !
golliboy 6
tell her how dumb she is and dump her stupid ass
ninabobina4ever 3
Poor guy! You should get married and tell your girlfriend it wad for tax reasons
doglover100 29
She sucks.
crystalxa 35
she couldn't have married you?