By lala7 - 20/08/2011 23:02 - United States

Today, my brother told the family that if you pull on the dog's back foot then she always obeys. I later found my mom tugging on the dog's foot whispering "jump off a cliff" repeatedly. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

If the dog is wearing a parachute, then it could be magical. A dog gliding off a cliff slowly without a care in the world.

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Jacobt24 19

I suggest watching your dog very carefully from now on

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iAmScrubs 19

If the dog is wearing a parachute, then it could be magical. A dog gliding off a cliff slowly without a care in the world.

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fabian21 0

It'd probably fart a rainbow and turn into a poptart. What a life!

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PutItIn 8

That's when you say, "He was talking about you, mom."

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TheFakeFamilyGuy 9

Was she also debating how to kill your dog and make it look like a accident a few days ago?

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NeonBlack 0

26- they already have that in cat form. It's called Nyan.

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ariannaimelda 7

What's up with the recent FMLs about parents trying to kill their pets/wanting them to die? There's a thing called adoption you don't have to kill the poor thing.

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ScaughtieHolden 11

Dog wouldn't give a shit, and 24 he has a parachute dumbass

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dre_bro11 12

Well OP, expect to see your dog in a pound one year from now, despite you mum saying it died...

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seanders 10

I just tried yanking my GFs foot saying "get me a beer.". Didn't work:(

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

How is a dog going to know how and when to operate a parachute?

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faithxoxox 1

Look at you. Soaring majestically through the air, like an eagle... Piloting a blimp.

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DalekScythe 0

grab your mom by the leg and whisper "go do the same"

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The_Nuke 31

Tug on your mothers' foot and say, "stop being a bitch" repeatedly and see how she likes it

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Jacobt24 19

I suggest watching your dog very carefully from now on

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Jacobt24 19

Or otherwise your dog will have a ruff time

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iAmScrubs 19

@9: That was a pretty dog-gone good pun.

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MonieeKay 9

@9 and @22, You guys have marked new territory for awoofuly funny puns.

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sassypants93 17

You might want to watch those cliffs near you for a while...

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flockz 19

(tugs foot) "slap an bark at mommy."

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deathmetalkill 3

I'm guessing it probably involved peanut butter.

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xlord 27

Playing fetch with the peanut butter?

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tedjordan21 3

Yall know how to message on this app? I cant find out how

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Naked_Communist 0

Ha. Let me guess, you'd like to message pretty Emmie up there?

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Amrel 10

I think the brother meant the dogs "middle leg"

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emmiep1011 7

what was your brother doing to your dog when he figured this out?

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flockz 19

wow no idea what i just typed... meant to say "slap mommy then bark at her" well i fail woo.

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oops_im_fucked 8

Third times the charm.... What? It's 2nd now?

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Sydnayy 4

Dogs don't have hands to slap people with.

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LemonBlue 0

Tug your mom's foot and say 'go jump off a cliff'.

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Jacobt24 19

Or tug mom's foot and say, "make me a sandwich"

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BelleBelle_fml 11

#13- Although I do not take offence to those 'women belong in the kitchen' or 'Women are only good for makin' sammiches' jokes, they are getting pretty old.

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Midrash 5

I have a feeling that dog will "run away while you went to school" soon.

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monkeybanana 7

Aww :( that's sad that your mom would do that... /:

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LemonBlue 0

I would have thumbed you down for being extremely uncreative but you're hot so its okay

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ireallylikewomen 0

i bet half the reason you got 9 thumbs up is just that your pretty haha

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volley4eva1698 0

trying to hit on her while kinda dissing her? thatll work out great...maybe it WAS sad her mom did that and that's why she got thumbed up..?

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