Today, my brother told the family that if you pull on the dog's back foot then she always obeys. I later found my mom tugging on the dog's foot whispering "jump off a cliff" repeatedly. FML
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iAmScrubs
| 19
If the dog is wearing a parachute, then it could be magical. A dog gliding off a cliff slowly without a care in the world.
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Jacobt24
| 19
I suggest watching your dog very carefully from now on
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
Now that's not your bitch ._.
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
1- Wtf, that doesn't even make any sense.
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SunnyUserName123
| 5
wtf -.-
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iAmScrubs
| 19
If the dog is wearing a parachute, then it could be magical. A dog gliding off a cliff slowly without a care in the world.
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
Until it hits the ground :(
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fabian21
| 0
It'd probably fart a rainbow and turn into a poptart. What a life!
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PutItIn
| 8
That's when you say, "He was talking about you, mom."
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TheFakeFamilyGuy
| 9
Was she also debating how to kill your dog and make it look like a accident a few days ago?
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NeonBlack
| 0
26- they already have that in cat form. It's called Nyan.
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ariannaimelda
| 7
What's up with the recent FMLs about parents trying to kill their pets/wanting them to die? There's a thing called adoption you don't have to kill the poor thing.
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DoubleEdgedBlade
| 4
37 - They have it in TacoDog form.
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ScaughtieHolden
| 11
Dog wouldn't give a shit, and 24 he has a parachute dumbass
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dre_bro11
| 12
Well OP, expect to see your dog in a pound one year from now, despite you mum saying it died...
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seanders
| 10
I just tried yanking my GFs foot saying "get me a beer.". Didn't work:(
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ChibiChibi_fml
| 27
How is a dog going to know how and when to operate a parachute?
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faithxoxox
| 1
Look at you. Soaring majestically through the air, like an eagle... Piloting a blimp.
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turkishjew
| 0
Did she
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DalekScythe
| 0
grab your mom by the leg and whisper "go do the same"
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niebauer
| 9
@ 74Portal reference ftw
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The_Nuke
| 31
Tug on your mothers' foot and say, "stop being a bitch" repeatedly and see how she likes it
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Jacobt24
| 19
I suggest watching your dog very carefully from now on
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asianpandabear
| 0
I'd suggest watching your mom, OP.
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Jacobt24
| 19
Or otherwise your dog will have a ruff time
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iAmScrubs
| 19
@9: That was a pretty dog-gone good pun.
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MonieeKay
| 9
@9 and @22, You guys have marked new territory for awoofuly funny puns.
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sassypants93
| 17
You might want to watch those cliffs near you for a while...
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flockz
| 19
(tugs foot) "slap an bark at mommy."
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deathmetalkill
| 3
I'm guessing it probably involved peanut butter.
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xlord
| 27
Playing fetch with the peanut butter?
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tedjordan21
| 3
Yall know how to message on this app? I cant find out how
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Naked_Communist
| 0
Ha. Let me guess, you'd like to message pretty Emmie up there?
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eeppiicc
| 8
63, how'd u know?? Lol
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Amrel
| 10
I think the brother meant the dogs "middle leg"
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emmiep1011
| 7
what was your brother doing to your dog when he figured this out?
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flockz
| 19
wow no idea what i just typed...
meant to say "slap mommy then bark at her"
well i fail woo.
meant to say "slap mommy then bark at her"
well i fail woo.
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oops_im_fucked
| 8
Third times the charm.... What? It's 2nd now?
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Sydnayy
| 4
Dogs don't have hands to slap people with.
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LemonBlue
| 0
Tug your mom's foot and say 'go jump off a cliff'.
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Jacobt24
| 19
Or tug mom's foot and say, "make me a sandwich"
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BelleBelle_fml
| 11
#13- Although I do not take offence to those 'women belong in the kitchen' or 'Women are only good for makin' sammiches' jokes, they are getting pretty old.
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poopycat
| 5
Good idea!
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ImSoBaller
| 0
Poop.
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Midrash
| 5
I have a feeling that dog will "run away while you went to school" soon.
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monkeybanana
| 7
Aww :( that's sad that your mom would do that... /:
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LemonBlue
| 0
I would have thumbed you down for being extremely uncreative but you're hot so its okay
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ireallylikewomen
| 0
i bet half the reason you got 9 thumbs up is just that your pretty haha
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volley4eva1698
| 0
trying to hit on her while kinda dissing her? thatll work out great...maybe it WAS sad her mom did that and that's why she got thumbed up..?