FML : Today, my brother told the family that if you pull on the dog's back foot then she always obeys. I later found my mom tugging on the dog's foot whispering...

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Today, my brother told the family that if you pull on the dog's back foot then she always obeys. I later found my mom tugging on the dog's foot whispering "jump off a cliff" repeatedly. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By lala7 / Saturday 20 August 2011 23:02 / United States

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By iAmScrubs | 19

#3151351 - Sunday 21 August 2011 9:19

If the dog is wearing a parachute, then it could be magical. A dog gliding off a cliff slowly without a care in the world.

By Jacobt24 | 19

#3151353 - Sunday 21 August 2011 9:19

I suggest watching your dog very carefully from now on

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By StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3151346 - Sunday 21 August 2011 9:19

Now that's not your bitch ._.

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3151395 - Sunday 21 August 2011 9:23

1- Wtf, that doesn't even make any sense.

SunnyUserName123 | 5

#3151406 - Sunday 21 August 2011 9:26

wtf -.-

By iAmScrubs | 19

#3151351 - Sunday 21 August 2011 9:19

If the dog is wearing a parachute, then it could be magical. A dog gliding off a cliff slowly without a care in the world.

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3151468 - Sunday 21 August 2011 9:36

Until it hits the ground :(

fabian21 | 0

#3151506 - Sunday 21 August 2011 9:41

It'd probably fart a rainbow and turn into a poptart. What a life!

PutItIn | 8

#3151548 - Sunday 21 August 2011 9:49

That's when you say, "He was talking about you, mom."

TheFakeFamilyGuy | 9

#3151603 - Sunday 21 August 2011 10:05

Was she also debating how to kill your dog and make it look like a accident a few days ago?

NeonBlack | 0

#3151687 - Sunday 21 August 2011 10:42

26- they already have that in cat form. It's called Nyan.

ariannaimelda | 7

#3151857 - Sunday 21 August 2011 12:07

What's up with the recent FMLs about parents trying to kill their pets/wanting them to die? There's a thing called adoption you don't have to kill the poor thing.

DoubleEdgedBlade | 4

#3152775 - Sunday 21 August 2011 14:12

37 - They have it in TacoDog form.

ScaughtieHolden | 11

#3152821 - Sunday 21 August 2011 14:28

Dog wouldn't give a shit, and 24 he has a parachute dumbass

dre_bro11 | 12

#3153021 - Sunday 21 August 2011 15:34

Well OP, expect to see your dog in a pound one year from now, despite you mum saying it died...

seanders | 10

#3153138 - Sunday 21 August 2011 16:11

I just tried yanking my GFs foot saying "get me a beer.". Didn't work:(

ChibiChibi_fml | 25

#3153573 - Sunday 21 August 2011 18:06

How is a dog going to know how and when to operate a parachute?

faithxoxox | 1

#3153588 - Sunday 21 August 2011 18:10

Look at you. Soaring majestically through the air, like an eagle... Piloting a blimp.

turkishjew | 0

#3153837 - Sunday 21 August 2011 19:52

Did she

DalekScythe | 0

#3156145 - Monday 22 August 2011 3:54

grab your mom by the leg and whisper "go do the same"

niebauer | 9

#3759396 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 6:12

@ 74Portal reference ftw

The_Nuke | 31

#5584357 - Wednesday 17 July 2013 6:32

Tug on your mothers' foot and say, "stop being a bitch" repeatedly and see how she likes it

By Jacobt24 | 19

#3151353 - Sunday 21 August 2011 9:19

I suggest watching your dog very carefully from now on

asianpandabear | 0

#3151388 - Sunday 21 August 2011 9:22

I'd suggest watching your mom, OP.

Jacobt24 | 19

#3151390 - Sunday 21 August 2011 9:23

Or otherwise your dog will have a ruff time

iAmScrubs | 19

#3151454 - Sunday 21 August 2011 9:33

@9: That was a pretty dog-gone good pun.

MonieeKay | 9

#3153751 - Sunday 21 August 2011 19:29

@9 and @22, You guys have marked new territory for awoofuly funny puns.

By sassypants93 | 17

#3151374 - Sunday 21 August 2011 9:21

You might want to watch those cliffs near you for a while...

By flockz | 19

#3151384 - Sunday 21 August 2011 9:22

(tugs foot) "slap an bark at mommy."

deathmetalkill | 3

#3151503 - Sunday 21 August 2011 9:41

I'm guessing it probably involved peanut butter.

xlord | 27

#3151634 - Sunday 21 August 2011 10:21

Playing fetch with the peanut butter?

tedjordan21 | 3

#3151704 - Sunday 21 August 2011 10:49

Yall know how to message on this app? I cant find out how

Naked_Communist | 0

#3153117 - Sunday 21 August 2011 16:03

Ha. Let me guess, you'd like to message pretty Emmie up there?

eeppiicc | 8

#3153352 - Sunday 21 August 2011 17:07

63, how'd u know?? Lol

Amrel | 10

#3153571 - Sunday 21 August 2011 18:05

I think the brother meant the dogs "middle leg"

By emmiep1011 | 7

#3151385 - Sunday 21 August 2011 9:22

what was your brother doing to your dog when he figured this out?

flockz | 19

#3151412 - Sunday 21 August 2011 9:26

wow no idea what i just typed...

meant to say "slap mommy then bark at her"
well i fail woo.

oops_im_fucked | 8

#3151657 - Sunday 21 August 2011 10:30

Third times the charm.... What? It's 2nd now?

Sydnayy | 4

#3152841 - Sunday 21 August 2011 14:35

Dogs don't have hands to slap people with.

By LemonBlue | 0

#3151397 - Sunday 21 August 2011 9:23

Tug your mom's foot and say 'go jump off a cliff'.

Jacobt24 | 19

#3151409 - Sunday 21 August 2011 9:26

Or tug mom's foot and say, "make me a sandwich"

BelleBelle_fml | 11

#3151706 - Sunday 21 August 2011 10:49

#13- Although I do not take offence to those 'women belong in the kitchen' or 'Women are only good for makin' sammiches' jokes, they are getting pretty old.