Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
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Celesta 11
Maybe she's just trying to please him and showing that she's a good daughter? Still FYL for having a girlfriend that won't stand for you.
Saltime 0
The dad doesn't even know his own daughter, let alone you...
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Comments (124)
marinus_fml 20
How does one "re enter" someone's life when they have never been apart of their life?
mnmolino 14
Well they were a part of their life... I mean, someone had to knock the mom up... So he helped conceive her....
ladywhitestripes 2
that's lame, sounds like ur ex has some self esteem issues.
Llama_Face89 34
33- She's NEVER seen him before. OP said the asshole left before she was born.
iiNommBaconz 0
If she's that quick to dump you op, she probably wasn't the right girl for you... Better luck next time.
TipOfTheHat 10
Like he's one to disapprove!
iliketurdles 7
Never date a girl with daddy issues. It's just asking for trouble.
always_smile_fml 3
Hate to break it to you but in today's society pretty much most girls have daddy issues. So good luck to you.
ashtonkay 7
^seriously. I agree with always smile. That's kind of ignorant of you to say. Girls don't ask to be abandoned. Wouldn't you want to be that one stable guy in a girls life one she can trust and call hers? Yeah most guys would like to feel needed. Just a thought.
SummerFever 8
Me and my boyfriend have been dating for over a year and I have daddy issues. Mine DIED when I was eight.
iliketurdles 7
Hate to break it to you ladies, but most of the time women (27-39 yrs old) are the reason couples break up, and often the reason stems from Father issues. Call me ignorant if you like, it doesn't change statistics. I would know, my Dads a psychiatrist and I hear about it quite a lot.
hateevryone 15
that's so wrong. he can't just pop up in somebody's life and try to play "dad" all of a sudden.
bananagrams 9
Tell her you don't approve of her new dad
Aspen_Grace33 27
My guess is that if he abandoned her once, he will do it again. The question is...are you still going to be around when he leaves to comfort her and help her through it? FYL, but I wouldn't give up all hope just yet. It was a dumb mistake on her part, but he is her father and she craves that bond and doesn't want to jeopardize the new relationship with him.
why_R_U_gay 1
thats an excuse
Sweetie1329 2
That sucks... I wouldn't do that if my father didn't approve of my bf of 2 years and he hasn't been in my life at all.