Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
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Celesta 11
Maybe she's just trying to please him and showing that she's a good daughter? Still FYL for having a girlfriend that won't stand for you.
Saltime 0
The dad doesn't even know his own daughter, let alone you...
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Comments (124)
bylliam 0
Bitches be triflin. There's plenty more for you. Good luck
je_suis_fml 11
Plenty more triflin' bitches for him? Nah, I do believe he's had enough. On the other hand, there are some nice girls/women out there for you... chin up, OP, once she get off this emotional roller coaster, I have a feeling she'll be calling soon. Much luck. :)
DairyQueen13 0
Don't worry OP, she'll com crawling back after he takes all of her money and disappears again.
thrillawang 0
had this happen once. I too was confused. then I asked her how could that be your dad when on several occasions I asked "who's your daddy" and you screamed I was...
mnmolino 14
Guns don't kill people, daddy's with pretty daughters do
saddgurl 0
If my dad didnt approve i would want to go out with the guy even more.. Personal opinion my dads an a$$
bananagrams 9
You rebel
redmane 21
Yep, that's why people date. Not because you like them and want to get to know them, but to piss off parents. Wow, people are such objects nowadays.
21jason 9
If only she tried that hard to please you as she did with her dad
Snafuusmc 12
Weird cause my dad left my mom when I was born if he came back i'd like to show him I was better off without and how far I got in life without him. Give it time OP she might convince her dad to like you idk seems unstable.
AmbrosiaWriter 17
That really does suck, OP, but from her point of view, she's just gotten the chance to get her father back. People make mistakes, but are you good enough to not rub it in her face if her father ends up ditching her again?
Epikouros 32
Did you know the incest taboo doesn't work when people have grown up separately?
token_blackguy 18
Girls with daddy issues are great in bed. Usually they make bad girl friends.
redmane 21
That's cool, bro. Oh yeah, daddy issues. Such a turn on. I'm just going to mention to every guy I meet that my dad is dead so they can tell whether I'm good in bed. Great.