Today, my girlfriend of three months got mad at me because I thought she was attractive. She has an identical twin, and she says if I think she's attractive, I must want her twin too. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
Today, my new girlfriend was telling me how she's attracted to "All-American" looking guys. Tall, manly body, handsome face. Then she says, "But it's ok, you're cute too." FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that my identical twin and I are not in fact related, that he's adopted, and that the only reason we look exactly the same is because we eat and drink the same things. She actually believed it. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Today, a friend pointed out to me that my girlfriend of five years looks a bit like my mom. She does, and now I can't get it out of my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML
Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
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NukedaZoo 4
Don't worry, if she dumps you, then you have a backup
cadyt1234 11
Wow. I'm sorry :( maybe she's a little insecure and you need to reassure her that she is your number one girl and that her sister's personality just isn't for you.
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Comments (182)
natalia18oo 12
Wow! And that's your fault how??!
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Twins! It'd be pretty epic if their names were "*** Yu and *** Mi" That's an Austin Powers reference if ya didn't know.
rageandlove13 8
Twins, Basil!
olpally 33
Just tell her how you feel and talk it out like adults... She's very insecure... I'd do my best to reassure her that she's the one you want and not the twin, remove all doubt from her mind.
rammy125 4
Of course you do.. It would be even better if you had them both at the same time.. I know I'm not wrong here
Warden1986 16
That may work in porno's. However not in real life. Sicko
twinkiefeets 17
Life so rarely imitates ****.
lazy_and_crazy 0
Yes, but I do love when it happens. Like when my girlfriend tells me she wants a threesome. Brb, gotta fix this tent that won't lay down
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Twlosing! Sorry bro that's a tough situation, treat her like a grenade and maybe no one will pull a robbery on you while you're out GTLing, good luck!
B3Y0ND 3
This was by far the highest level of douchey-ness I have ever read in a sentence.
wolfhausen 7
At least you understood him! I'm completely at a loss and can't stop re-reading it!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
'tis just as I'd intended; my work here is done.
twinkiefeets 17
He's referencing the jersey shore reality show. Why anyone would ever do that, I have no idea.
KiddNYC1O 22
The cabs are here!
obviousboy 8
Just bang both of the broads.
olpally 33
No, you idiot... Smh.
1R1X0X0 10
Overly attached girlfriend on twins. FYL
bimmergeek 5
She's bat shit crazy. Leave now while you can.
charlieo88 3
Lucky you didn't ask if she was crazy too... they'd be find parts of you all over the city.
jazzyjazz23 9
I'm a twin too and I wouldn't care if my boyfriend thought my sister was attractive as long as he doesn't act upon it. The guy can't help it if you guys look the same.