Today, my girlfriend of five years broke up with me, saying I've changed and she can't be with someone who's so emotional all the time. Well I'm so sorry that after two weeks, I'm not quite over my brother's death yet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years broke up with me over video chat. Two days before I was to move across the country to be with him. All of my things are already shipped. He said he thinks of me as a sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend met my brother who, despite being 10 years older, is taller, smarter, slimmer, richer, more handsome, and just objectively better in every way. He always has been. An hour ago, she broke up with me. Meeting my brother convinced her she'd settled for me and could do better with almost anyone else. FML
Today, my sister's boyfriend of over a year broke up with her. As her brother, I instinctively wanted to beat him up, but he is too much of nice guy for me to be able to hurt him. FML
Today, my brother's life was ripped apart. His wife has chosen to no longer be his wife and is trying to keep his dog as well. My brother has always been proud of his family and hopeful for the future. He will spring back, but this came out of left field. FML
Today, I told to my girlfriend of 5 years that I'm depressed about having no friends, no job and a difficult family life. I told her that she's the one constant that keeps me going. She decided this was a good time to break up with me to "find" herself, since I was being so mopey. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three and half years broke up with me, just after I'd finished fixing up her house, which took me about three and a half years. FML
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nikki151 21
What a bitch
laxtax 19
Sorry for your loss, and trust me if she's not willing to stay by your side during the tough times she's not worth it
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Comments (168)
loganhu 7
yet u r at fml for
dirty_dan_ 15
Sorry about that man. But at least you don't have to deal with her nasty ass anymore
Katsumaxson 0
She's a bitch. You deserve much better and maybe this was your brother's way of helping show you how she isn't worth any more of your love or care.
Bernadetta 12
What the f... is this bi.tch. I think you are perfect guy and you deserve someone who acts like a normal person
Miura424 1
My ex-girlfriend of 2 years did the same thing to me. I wasn't enjoyable to be around while watching my granddad deteriorate very quickly from stomach cancer. The same week as his funeral she ended it. I feel you man.
wildthing4991 4
bitches and hoes.
bethshotts 11
Sorry for your loss, **** that bitch?
ellbbila 5
Good riddance I'd say
rafg 6
You probably wouldnt want to live with her anyways. Imagine having to deal with that after marriage
bfoub 3
Sounds like something my ex would do.