Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Good boy
Today, I was in my car with my window down at a red light. Outside, a sweet old lady was sitting on a bench with her dog sleeping next to her. I yelled out the window to tell her how cute her dog was. She replied, "He's dead" and cried. FML
Nice friend you've got there
Today, my best friend decided to get herself a new puppy. My dog passed away last week. She named it the same name and got the same breed as mine was. She sees nothing wrong and can’t understand why I’m upset. In fact, she tells me to “stop being a Debbie Downer.” FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML
Today, my girlfriend canceled our date I've been looking forward to all week because her dog was having puppies. She doesn't have a dog. FML
Today, after calling my boyfriend and telling him that my dog had just died, he hesitated and stuttered, "She was old, sick, and suffering. Babe, it was her time to go." He then informed me he had to go to his friend's house and hung up. My dog was two years-old, in great health, and was hit by a car. FML
Today, I open my front door and saw a covered basket with a card from my girlfriend on it. I picked it up and read, "Hope this cheers you up." I uncovered the basket to find a golden labrador puppy. Its eyes were closed and it wasn't breathing. FML
It was an accident, I swear
Today, my new girlfriend has a purse dog, a chihuahua. The thing is so small, I didn’t see it, tripped over it, and my knee broke its back. It had to be put down. I don’t have a girlfriend anymore. FML
Unrequited callousness
Today, I heard that my crush’s dog had died. For some reason, my first instinct when I saw him was to say, “Oh my god, I heard that your dog died!” He started crying. FML
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jaydnnx 0
what happened to the puppy???
CallMeHush 1
That is just F'ed up.
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Hunts160 5
asshole
Z1LVER 0
WTF is still alive?! if it's not fyl
reeesa 0
AWWWWH D; POOR PUPPY.
iluvninjas 0
that is so messed up. why would you put a little puppy down on a seat????? you are so stupid! you could have given it to her when you saw her next. i hope the puppy is okay!
upshawty 0
oooh my god that made my day :)
Jennessay 0
oh my god is the puppy okay
Gitsandshiggles 0
you're a dipshit. if you have to ask why, you'll never know.
whiskeyloverrrr 0
I really really hope that puppy is still alive! Poor thing :( P.S. You bought your girlfriend a puppy after only dating her for a couple months? That's a bit extreme. It's hard to accept such a huge gift like that if you haven't been dating that long.
tampura 0
oh nooo, don't ever make babies please.
pdorf09 0
Uhhh. Wow. I gotta say...normal people like....move shit off their seat before they sit down. For all she knows you had CDs or a cake under that blanket. lol. Gahh. Goes to show you you can NOT have anything breakable/squishable/killable in the passenger seat when your girl is getting in.