Anonymous
Goodyear, United States
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
well i'm fucked
Aberdeen, United States
Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
Anonymous
Manhattan Beach, United States
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
mike
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
poordude
Extreme response
Today, my girlfriend told me that our relationship and economic situation is stressing her out so much that she’d rather end her life or marry a rich dude. FML
great
Porter, United States
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
hungryman
Canada
Awks
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Anonymous
India
Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML
cheezmaster
United States
Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML
thanksbabe
United States
Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML
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superman21_fml 19
Call her bluff.
Bhall12302 7
Who else hates it when you accidentally hit the "you deserve it" button
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darkfireflame 15
Tell her you'll throw her in a ditch.
XxQuartersxX 14
Let the crazy bitch die.
1meme129 9
Call 911
Seasicks 5
Run man
ty4nier 16
well maybe... yeah. uh huh. uh huh. yeah.ok. sorry that was one of the voices real nice guy. he says you got a psycho. he also says run.
Rababco 29
Unlike most people, I don't agree that you should run OP, then the girlfriend's life is on the line. It's a very tricky situation, you don't want to stay with woman that's mentally unstable but you don't want to leave because she's mentally unstable and might kill herself. She could be threatening to kill herself to manipulate you to keep you from leaving 'cause she's afraid of being abandoned. Sounds like she could have Border-line Personality Disorder. Doesn't explain why she wants to get married though, unless she thinks if you both get married, you won't leave her. Either way, don't just leave, get her some help! Good luck OP!
LuthienSilimaure 7
see you at your funeral then
Jenniclementine 8
Why is this in the work category?
rainbow247 4
ever heard of mental hospitals?
m1k3_b0rr311 15
Just kill the ****