Love: Today, my girlfriend of 3 and half years broke up with me, just...

By Tjop - 15/04/2011 11:50 - South Africa

Today, my girlfriend of 3 and half years broke up with me, just after I fixed-up her house that took me about 3 and a half years. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2011 03:16 - United States

Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML

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Friday 15 April 2011 19:35

OUCH. Can't believe she used you like that D:

WithaKay 4

Friday 15 April 2011 19:36

Burn it down or just undo everything you did. It'd be hilarious to see her face when she got back home!

Comments

iteenlovequotes 19

Wednesday 19 June 2013 3:05

Give her a bill to pay

The_9th_Doctor 18

Thursday 3 October 2013 4:28

you were her bitch

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 20 February 2014 20:41

The house looks great...now get out and never come back...that's cruel...

chazzywazzy654 22

Thursday 24 April 2014 17:40

You should get mug tattooed across your forehead

KingreX32 21

Saturday 15 August 2015 14:08

MGTOW

gatorgirl7563 22

Friday 29 January 2016 20:54

I'm soooo sorry, OP. I hope the booty was good, at least.

jairolover 25

Sunday 5 June 2016 21:33

I hardly think she would waste 3&1/2 years just to get her house remodeled.

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