Valentine's slay, Engagement-phobic and Love: Today, my girlfriend interrupted my proposal to take a selfie... - FML

By Anonymous - 02/08/2014 04:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my girlfriend interrupted my proposal to take a selfie with the ice cream I had just bought her. She then said no. FML

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By your mother - 13/10/2010 09:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML

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By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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By Noname - 05/03/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it she picked it up, put it down and said "no". Then she started to eat the dessert. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2013 20:26 - United States - Houston

Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML

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By gutted - 07/05/2012 02:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

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By rejected - 28/07/2014 22:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2017 08:00 - United States - Park City

Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2020 18:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 16:25 - Serbia - Beograd

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML

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By bruh - 28/03/2017 20:00

Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML

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CoGhostRider 31

Saturday 2 August 2014 20:20

Sounds like the best thing that's ever happened to you.

DRz_Ice 8

Saturday 2 August 2014 20:19

ouch, sorry that happened OP! there is no doubt about it there are better out there for you. Keep your head up!

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TonyDobiii 5

Tuesday 5 August 2014 1:28

Damn tht sucks

rinamei 12

Tuesday 5 August 2014 17:33

Gotta love this generation >< ...

monkeybuns 1

Wednesday 6 August 2014 5:29

But first, let me take a selfie!

dantheman97 9

Friday 8 August 2014 0:09

them feels

obff527 7

Friday 8 August 2014 6:14

Most people propose with a ring, not ice cream ;)

Gus1989 9

Friday 8 August 2014 18:03

Listen to Beyonce's "Best Thing I Never Had."

hopingforluck 10

Saturday 9 August 2014 11:39

maybe she's not ready to get married with you but taking a selfie in the middle of proposing thats really rude

NamelessFace 22

Monday 11 August 2014 0:08

If the person I was dating interrupted me at any point in time to take a selfie I would seriously reconsider my future with this person. I HATE being interrupted, but interrupting someone who's proposing to you is unbelievable. FYL.

lilushi 8

Thursday 14 August 2014 4:17

Cheaper than the inevitable divorce would have been

vlader08 13

Thursday 14 August 2014 23:10

Propose to girlfriend ... GET REKT !!!

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