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By joeshmoe - 15/01/2012 12:52 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 05:13 - United States

Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML

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By HatedbyBras - 14/06/2009 21:37 - Netherlands

Spicy

Today, I tried to take off my girlfriend's bra. When I finally unhooked it, it snapped back and hit me in the eye. FML

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Defeated

By Anonymous - 01/07/2012 23:08

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML

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By Embarassed - 23/11/2012 06:14 - United States - Kent

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Today, my girlfriend dared me to put on her bra and panties and give her a lap dance. Feeling spontaneous, I decided to do it. Just as I was getting really into it, she told me I was on webcam for all her friends. Apparently it was a contest of who had their boyfriend the most whipped. She won. FML

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By Hikara - 13/04/2009 13:44 - Australia

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Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML

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By shit.... - 08/11/2012 18:25 - Malaysia - Kuala Selangor

Spicy

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML

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By captainocd - 19/08/2010 19:16 - United States

Spicy

Today, my incredibly self conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2012 21:38 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML

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By fryebaby623 - 13/11/2015 05:47 - United States - Vero Beach

Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML

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By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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weepingangel_fml 7

Sunday 15 January 2012 19:14

At least you got a girl with a sense of humor?

MikeMikeTheAzn 3

Sunday 15 January 2012 19:13

Yeah, undoing bras are hard bro :(

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hateevryone 14

Monday 16 January 2012 7:40

how long were you taking?

kshafer08 7

Monday 16 January 2012 13:21

I remember my first bra...

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 16 January 2012 16:16

Did it fit well?

TheVirtuoso 5

Monday 16 January 2012 13:22

Survey says: You're not getting laid. Oh...wrong game show. Alex Trebek would be dissipointed.

tonygar 16

Monday 16 January 2012 14:33

I remember learning how to undo my girlfriends bra... got to the point I could do it one-handed

Haystack85 5

Monday 16 January 2012 14:42

Use middle finger and thumb to squeeze and create slack. Use pointer finger to stabilize clasp. Slowly slide middle finger and thumb towards each other in a pinching motion. Clasp will release. With practice she won't even know you did it and want to know how. Do not tell her. NOTE: do not pinch female. NOTE NOTE: front clasp bras may require additional training.

BobbieH 19

Monday 16 January 2012 14:54

Guess you need more practice to gain some skills!

MyLifeIsMyFail15 0

Monday 16 January 2012 15:24

I do that sometimes but I agree f**k your life:)

Stryker5496 6

Monday 16 January 2012 15:36

Nice girl u got there, but you might want to speed it up a little.

Lord_Nord 4

Monday 16 January 2012 15:37

Final jeapordy : Get a new gf?

Ibeatmyself 3

Monday 16 January 2012 18:10

umm it only takes 2 seconds and 2 fingers to do that but then again I'm a pro

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