FML : Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I...

Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML

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it took me 10 minutes to understand what OP was trying to say. and then when I understood I was like why is this on here ?

By Vitriol - / Sunday 15 January 2012 18:14 / France

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By MrSuperEmoticons | 3

#3889113 - Sunday 15 January 2012 23:32

Did you go off?

By _MidnightLuna_ | 17

#3889229 - Sunday 15 January 2012 23:47

Aww, that's too cute. I'm sure you both shared some laughs. If not, and you got upset with her, you're a dick.

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By Actriz | 2

#3889079 - Sunday 15 January 2012 23:24

how does that even happen? does her alarm sound like someone snoring?

FirstTigerHobbes | 13

#3889210 - Sunday 15 January 2012 23:44

If i were you I would "confuse" her face with a sandwich
But that's just me :3

xXRazelleLuniiXx | 9

#3890264 - Monday 16 January 2012 2:39

#1 It's a little thing called a mistake. Something that is made everyday, and your's, my friend, is the comment you have posted.

datguyuno | 5

#3890500 - Monday 16 January 2012 4:17

What's up with all these first world problem FMLs?

By ingernh | 4

#3889087 - Sunday 15 January 2012 23:26

You must make very weird sounds in your sleep...

By MrSuperEmoticons | 3

#3889113 - Sunday 15 January 2012 23:32

Did you go off?

By HeyImPayton | 0

#3889128 - Sunday 15 January 2012 23:34

Rule 34?

palahniukpaul | 6

#3889184 - Sunday 15 January 2012 23:37

^Win

DalekScythe | 0

#3889345 - Monday 16 January 2012 0:03

^FAIL

Red_Wing_Nut44 | 14

#3889610 - Monday 16 January 2012 0:46

No exceptions

HeyImPayton | 0

#3890486 - Monday 16 January 2012 4:10

25 knows how it is.

By jDCrackpot | 7

#3889137 - Sunday 15 January 2012 23:34

I can't stop imagining that OP's head is the shape of optimus primes...

Savra_fml | 17

#3889731 - Monday 16 January 2012 1:07

Stay off the drugs, Crackpot.

By K_kanaka | 26

#3889143 - Sunday 15 January 2012 23:35

Well that's one way to wake up in the morning

By lindon555 | 0

#3889148 - Sunday 15 January 2012 23:35

How did she get that mixed up?

xXRazelleLuniiXx | 9

#3890278 - Monday 16 January 2012 2:43

Well, she was sleeping. I doubt she was aware of what she was doing.

By salsa324 | 0

#3889161 - Sunday 15 January 2012 23:36

Ouch!

By 11up | 14

#3889180 - Sunday 15 January 2012 23:37

She must be the one that turned of Tebow Time

MeganCello | 8

#3890309 - Monday 16 January 2012 2:51

She's my hero then.

By Pelreskovich | 11

#3889198 - Sunday 15 January 2012 23:39

Your girlfriend thinks you're a blockhead.

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