Today, my girlfriend got very mad at me after finding several appointments with "Amanda" in my calendar. Amanda is my psychiatrist. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Maybe take her with you to your next appointment. She seems to get jealous easily.
RichardPencil 32
It’s always a good idea to have a legit-sounding backstory for your side pieces. Way to go, Playah! Say hi to Amanda for me next time you’re on her couch. ;)
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Comments (27)
fde2blknimout 18
Sounds like you have a little transference going on.
Envy22 32
Maybe your girlfriend needs a psychiatrist.
Rabite 28
Who writes professional doctors appointments in their calendar only with a first name? Do you also go in there saying "Yo Mandy wassup gurrrrrl?" or what?
interesting33 37
as someone said above, seeing a psychiatrist is very personal and can be a hard thing to acknowledge. So writing the title in the calender could mean acknowledging it. Or OP might just not want to have the word there in case people saw it when he was checking. all understandable due to the stigma. OP is not to blame for any of this
Amanda Jaworski 23
And how did that make you feel?
latervirgins69 8
r/beetlejuicing
Maks Lesniewski 7
You kinda deserved it, tbh. Medical professional should be referred to with "Dr.", for example "Dr. (surname)" or at least "Dr. Amanda".