Brad
Canada
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
nadette
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Flipper_87
God laughs
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Anonymous
Guam
Daddy's girl
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
whysheheartless
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
bruh
Unexpected
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Anonymous
Napier, New Zealand
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Alfreton, United Kingdom
Plastered
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML
loser
United States
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
blasted
United States
Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML
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Mistress_Puppy 0
Oh poor thing I'm sorry. But at least you knew how she felt before you actually proposed.
Esperantist 0
At least this happened instead of her cheating on you with this guy down the road, leading to a long and painful divorce.
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Comments (168)
lubot_266 7
tell her dad. lol. revenge will be sweet.
oompaoops 0
You are emotionally, financially, socially and sexually SOOOOOOOOOO lucky. Sure, short term it sucks, but going through divorce and realizing so many years of life were wasted? I feel for you bro, but it is definitely the lesser of two evils. Now, go out there and get laid! I'm talking great, meaningless, fun sex!
gymdiva1 0
:'(
BobbysGirly 0
Agreed with #1. You'll find someone better. Trust me.
BobbysGirly 0
A comment on the argument, people are people and no two are the same. Meaning, some have one opinion, others have another. I would prefer my boyfriend ask my father before asking me. Some of you may not, but face the fact that there is NO RIGHT OR WRONG. Just one preferenx
Jrockkx3 0
She was probably a ***** anyway :) ..soo cheer up!
marc24_fml 0
******* girls man..
katie72 6
obv not a good choice on your part. can't have that strong of a relationship
marleybarley 0
awwwwwwe. thats so sad im so sorry
missbadluk 0
damn.