Today, my girlfriend came over to me, like she was going to kiss me, and instead rubbed her chin all over my face, exclaiming, "Can you feel my beard coming in?" Yes, yes I could. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was playing with my dog, when she started sniffing my face. Jokingly, I got up and started to sniff her face back and asked "Yeah, how do you like that?" She replied by biting into my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, I rubbed my face in my armpit stubble because it felt like my ex-boyfriend's face. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML
Today, my girlfriend walked in on me taking a dump, and started plucking her eyebrows. When I told her I was uncomfortable, she said, "Aww, is my baby's poo shy? Is it, is it?" and pinched my cheek. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
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redbluegreen 41
I would totally do this to my boyfriend, but he would just laugh at me. The real FML begins when we find out you told her yes.
ImaginaryFoe 1
You do know that all human beings are covered with fine hairs, right? I don't understand why people are so grossed out by it. I'll admit I'm not a very hairy person but OP's reaction still bugs me. If your gf's facial hair is unsightly to you, tell her. She can take care of it or dump you. But bitching behind her back about how YL is F'ed is just a dick move on your part, OP.
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Comments (118)
KylieBunny 0
Ugh!! You need to get he a year of unlimited waxes!!!
stubby84 0
is she hispanic lol
kittykamp 1
thanks for that laugh:)
blackroseofdeath 0
Are you dating my science teacher???
enphinitie 20
Its not disgusting it just means that she has more testosterone which makes her want to have sex more. oh no forbid that ever happen to him :p the only thing wrong with it is that that's something she should have just kept to herself and fixed ahead of time.
hbaybee21 0
who would do that?? and what does YDI mean?
nightmares97 0
nice smile cutie
keekaathekeekaa 0
you deserve it
Ovazkwez 0
Cool..now u can go to the brbr shop together for shape ups
mahnego 3
wtf??!? your dating a man!!
penguinazul 13
You people who say girls having chin hair is disgusting are ridiculous. It completely natural, and it's not like she can help it. The only way to permanently get rid of any type of body hair is through expensive laser treatments; so unless she does that, the hair will always be there. She can wax it or shave it, but in the end it'll still be there. Does this mean she doesn't deserve her boyfriend simply because she has some chin hair? You people are shallow as ****. And while I'm ranting: I hate it when people say "DON'T SHAVE; IT'LL JUST GROW BACK THICKER! BLAHBLAHBLAH!" Even if this was true, which it's not, what does it matter, anyway? For a girl, if she shaves, she's likely embarrassed about her hair, so she'd shave more often so that it doesn't get to this point. This even goes for guys who like to stay clean-shaven: do they not shave more often to keep the hair from getting even slightly unsightly? If this is the case, why does it matter how the hair grows back if the person is just gonna shave it off again anyway?
SparklingSarah 0
Break up with her! She could be a man-girl! And "she" rubbed "her" chin all over your face? That's just even more creepy!