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By ZPyRoGoDz - 30/10/2009 06:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked why, she replied with "You don't go out anymore. All you do is lay in bed." I've had the flu for the past week. FML

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By Rachel8896 - 15/08/2013 11:28 - United States - Lakewood

Today, it was my birthday. I spent all day in bed, sick with the flu. My boyfriend then broke up with me by text, because he didn't want to risk getting sick by doing it in person. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2009 11:47 - Denmark

Today, I got the flu. Feeling really sick and depressed, I called my boyfriend to get some comfort. When he didn't answer his phone, I called his house, only to hear his mother telling me, "He was so sad that you guys broke up." I didn't know. FML

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while I had a fever from a stomach virus. I was shivering with cold sweats while she explained there was nothing wrong with our relationship, but she would regret not giving her cheating ex a second chance. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2012 04:56 - United States - Medina

Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML

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Do it yourself, dickwad

By Anonymous - 01/05/2023 14:00 - Australia - Taren Point

Today, I've been bedridden with the flu for two weeks. My boyfriend only got concerned because I haven't done any laundry, and was worried about what the girls at the coffee shop across from work would think if he turned up wearing the same clothes two days in a row. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML

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By blarghhhh - 28/02/2016 14:58 - United States - Owosso

Today, I woke up with the flu. My wife thinks I'm faking it so we don't have to go on date night, even though I've been on the toilet all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2021 20:00

Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML

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STFU

By annoyedguy - 30/06/2009 11:20 - United States

Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I angrily texted her, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. Five minutes later I get a picture of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother, saying, "Shut the fuck up, she had appendicitis." FML

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Understanding

By Chia - 10/05/2013 22:58 - Australia - Mona Vale

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML

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mangocherrypie 0

Friday 30 October 2009 18:34

Don't worry, I've been sick for a week as well and my boyfriend started telling me "I'm faking it". Sure, when only codeine works for my bleeding sore throat, it must be that I'm faking. I took matters into my own hands and cleaned the toilet with his toothbrush. It won't make him more compassionate but I think it will keep me from slapping him.

perdix 29

Friday 30 October 2009 17:07

Funny, you don't look fluish.

Comments

xElise_fml 0

Friday 30 October 2009 18:20

A former friend of mine said the exact same thing to me. I've had Chronic Fatigue Syndrome for 5 years.

turnedoffTVgrey 0

Friday 30 October 2009 18:59

Damn 5 years? **** your life way more than OP's.

xElise_fml 0

Friday 30 October 2009 23:14

Yeah, and I'm 15. So instead of going out with my friends and all that, I'll be spending my teen years in bed. Yay me?

Witchcraft_fml 4

Friday 30 October 2009 18:24

Tell her she should have taken advantage of you being bedridden. SEX! SEX! SEX! *cough* *sneeze*

Simone88 0

Friday 30 October 2009 18:24

thats her loss

did_it_4_lulz 0

Friday 30 October 2009 18:27

OP - You were obviously dating an idiot if she didn't realize you were sick.

mangocherrypie 0

Friday 30 October 2009 18:34

rockstarK9 0

Friday 30 October 2009 19:19

Stupid *****, **** her.

icanfloat12 0

Friday 30 October 2009 20:45

sorry, but she was obviously using you for your money.

hasty_D 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 18:37

you seem quite optimist :p

noshitsherlock 0

Friday 30 October 2009 21:05

*YAWN* this shit is so old. "I'm a ******* loser with a bitch/asshole gf/bf, feel sorry for me!" NO, you ******* idiot. If you don't like that shit, then DON'T waste your time with low-quality people, and don't complain on the internet when it's your own damn fault for choosing to be with said people. It's not rocket science.

BritishHobo 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 0:14

Yeah, don't COMPLAIN on FML. What were you THINKING?

noshitsherlock 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 2:25

don't complain on FML about your loser boyfriend/girlfriend, genius.

loooooooooool_fml 1

Saturday 31 October 2009 16:21

Really now, who gives you the right to complain about the FML's?If you don't like the FML's, don't read them. Better yet, stop complaining all together. This site is built on stuff like this, being it that your dog died or your crazy ex-girlfriend got you to impregnate her.

noshitsherlock 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 19:28

You have the reading comprehension of a 5 year old. OBVIOUSLY, you DON'T CHOOSE to have your dog die, but you have complete control on whether or not you have a loser bf/gf. STFU and learn how to read, idiot.