Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be OK if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of several years broke up with me because of my lack of ability to contribute financially to the life that she envisioned for herself, due to my significant contributions in child support to my ex. She wants a more equal partner. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
Today, I told to my girlfriend of 5 years that I'm depressed about having no friends, no job and a difficult family life. I told her that she's the one constant that keeps me going. She decided this was a good time to break up with me to "find" herself, since I was being so mopey. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML
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lutafin 0
you should feel happy that you got some dead weight off your back.
Primus_fml 0
Exactly. So she'd be completely screwed if she was with someone who was unemployed.
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Comments (122)
kellb11 0
can u say.. lazy gold digger
1337chick 4
It's not alright for a girl to be unemployed and mooching off her bf. Be glad she dumped you.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Eh, another NEI FML: not enough info. How did OP blow the interview? How was his attitude about it afterward; did he get bummed or just brush it off like he didn't care? Does he have a history of laziness and half-assery? Does she? Does she really expect him to fully support her? Is she looking for a job as actively as he is, or just pressuring him to become her own ATM? Etc. She could be a gold-digging bitch, or he could be a Peter Pan who doesn't take job-hunting, and growing up in general, as seriously as he should. Hard to tell from three words and no backstory. =
Sexywifey91 0
I totally agree noone actually knows the whole story everyone is so quick to assume...:)
Blacksmokehick 0
psshhhh, lazy ****
AyeJayAJ 0
be happy the gold diggin bitch is out of yar life! you'll do great next time n who knows u mite find the right girl just waiting around the corner
candy29 10
im totally tired of these FML's she may have just been looking for an excuse to break it up with you. half the time the reason we give someone for breaking up with them isnt true, like we just are looking for an excuse to make you look bad.
zafeer 0
I am gay
soonerthunder 2
good for you. please tell me what that has to do with anything?
OnlyInhuman_fml 0
Sounds like a grade-A gold digger to me.
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
34- I agree sir!!! She's the loser!!
raemermaid 2
sounds like a gold digger!