Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I put 7 kisses at the end of a text instead of 10. She said that our relationship was bound to fail if "I can't remember important things like that". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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zemma_soup 0
bitch is crazy
NoobHat 6
She's what the common folk call an idiot.
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OhSoBueno 0
she thought you were all 6's and 7's
TheNewGuy03 29
AWESOME (excellent album, by the way)
wowfmlaccfail 0
you ****** up big time on that one bro. 7 honestly?
wisericky 12
The **** man, how do you forget something this important. YDI She deserves better.
sandmancometh 3
she's not worth 10
UsernameIsUsed 9
You should have broken up with her the first time she told you to put ten kisses at the end of your texts...
drew2711 0
What the **** is a "kiss" at the end of a text?!
nisey3313 11
xoxo=hugs and kisses ooo=kisses
SteelCladAngel 0
or :-* or :* the asterisk being puckered lips
Lozza111 0
o=hug x=kiss
ReynshineCutting 10
Or :@ At least that's what my fiancé and I do for kisses.
a_nutritionist 10
lol your fiance has either never used msn or is attempting to secretly tell you how he feels about you deep down...
ChucktheNorris 0
to: OP from:chuckthenorris Dear OP you should know this kisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskiss
iAmScrubs 19
A boyfriend MUST never forget something like that. Don't tell me that the message was only 299 characters long instead of 300. That is a complete no-no as well.
manbearpig7173 0
Well...how many hugs were there?
DjeePee 25
I think your relationship was bound to fail because of your girlfriend. She didn't love you, OP, time to move on.