Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Counterproductive
Today, and for the last two weeks, I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Top comments
el_erico 0
That is a completely rational reason to break up with someone. I would probably have stabbed you in the neck by then.
kachaa 0
Well of course! Girls only go for the guys that say "roflmao"... sheesh get with the program...
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Comments (334)
6footgiant 2
I can't stand lol it's bad enough written but SAYING lol?!?!?!?! why? can't you just laugh like the rest of us?
dopebaby420 0
YDI x198753696484200864
LaRae17 0
sorry, dude, but YDI, totally.
chicabonita5683 0
Dated a guy who did the same thing. We broke things off for other reasons, but definitely have to say that I don't miss it. Also had a guy friend that used roflmao, pronounced rofflemauw...as a phrase too...
megamandude455 10
uh yyyyeah... op your a dumbass! you don't say lol unless your typing it out! you just laugh. when people say lol irl instead of actually laughing, then they're a technophile
ferrettamer 6
I totally do that as well!
Lopeden 0
You guys are idiots, come on now, saying lol a) isn't really the issue here, it's how often he said it, read the whole thing people, please. B) doesn't make him a mega freak, I know several buff ass baseball players that say it too, but yeah, EVERYTIME? That would get irritating buddy
maddysaidthat 0
that is SO annoying
murder_maiden 6
let me guess, when you want to express your feelings to her, do you say "I less than three you"? I would have broken up with you too. stop murdering the English language...
happysmartg 5
wow your retarded. who does that? LOSER!