Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Counterproductive
Today, and for the last two weeks, I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
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el_erico 0
That is a completely rational reason to break up with someone. I would probably have stabbed you in the neck by then.
kachaa 0
Well of course! Girls only go for the guys that say "roflmao"... sheesh get with the program...
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Comments (334)
crazy4uboi 6
I would hae probably slapped you the second time you said it... I say on a very rare occasion (usually joking or because I was just texting someone) so I would understand once but anymore than that I would slap you
Durdanya 13
A perfectly rational response to a perfectly absurd exclamation.
anubisismylife 9
You're lucky she didn't kick you in the balls.
teentee401 37
I don't blame her!! What are you, 12? What would possess you to do that?
catsaregreatmeow 10
I hate to break it to you but that probably wasn't the problem, or at least the larger one. It probably did get on her nerves because that is sure as hell annoying. But she probably had a better reason to break up with you, she just didn't want to hurt your feelings that bad. You must be an idiot not only if you say lol but because you think that could be the only possible reason just because that's all she told you.
roserose777 9
Lol!
wholock 12
That's actually a valid reason to
bombielol 20
**** that bitch
cassiecassie559 21
You Are A Fucktard
Jadex64 12
Ummm can't tell who's to blame here