heartbroken
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Username
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
CHStennis_4
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
fucklife
Washington, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Anonymous
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
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Modesto, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
schwange
United States
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Olive
This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
France
Counterproductive
Today, and for the last two weeks, I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML
WTF
Plainfield, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
I hate games
Belton, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
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el_erico 0
That is a completely rational reason to break up with someone. I would probably have stabbed you in the neck by then.
kachaa 0
Well of course! Girls only go for the guys that say "roflmao"... sheesh get with the program...
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Comments (334)
Carlie_McCartney 1
You sound like the person from Seinfeld who, instead of laughing, says "Oh, that's funny."
baileylaidlaw 6
No, it's still pretty friggin anoyying when ten year old to it too ,there bud.
BenTaz 7
"Lol" is a text thing. It should never be verbalized.
iluvlife797 2
I totally agree with your girlfriend. I would have dumped you the first time you said that! What are you? A twelve year old girl?
CallMeBloo 31
You think you're going to get pity....why?
captainburke 5
That is kinda gay...
Albarufus 13
Well, in her defense, it is freakin annoying.
lanken84 1
Yeah your a douchebag.
ilusfm 9
Your'e a weirdo. I find that so obnoxious. YDI all the way.
doglover100 29
That's a good reason