heartbroken
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Username
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
CHStennis_4
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
fucklife
Washington, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Anonymous
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
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Modesto, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
schwange
United States
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Olive
This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
France
Counterproductive
Today, and for the last two weeks, I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML
WTF
Plainfield, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
I hate games
Belton, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
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el_erico 0
That is a completely rational reason to break up with someone. I would probably have stabbed you in the neck by then.
kachaa 0
Well of course! Girls only go for the guys that say "roflmao"... sheesh get with the program...
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Comments (334)
ryan190187 2
Id hav slapped you then broke up with you
schmidty101 0
Shit, I do that. Maybe I should stop....
fuckkyeaaaalaura 12
I would have broken up with you too
jbchica 7
Haha that's really annoying, but if I were her, I would just tell you it's annoying instead of breaking up with you over it.
iplayhockey3 9
I'm sorry, but that is quiet annoying...
funnyshiett23 0
I actually lol'd hahah
brian345 5
who says that when there laughing?
newburton13 26
That's all the reason one needs.
DuctTapedGoat 2
I remember when I had a similar situation. I would be hanging out with friends in real life, and when someone said a joke I would think "LOL" and really have no change in expression. As if it wasn't bad enough I looked like I had no sense of humor for the forced delayed laugh that followed (cause I just LOL'd, right?) I realized something else. I was lying to all my online friends. I wasn't laughing out loud at all. v_v
desertpunk75 11
YDI if you do it ALL the time. Learn to implement sarcasm and wit into your lols. That's the only way to use it offline.