Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Counterproductive
Today, and for the last two weeks, I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Top comments
el_erico 0
That is a completely rational reason to break up with someone. I would probably have stabbed you in the neck by then.
kachaa 0
Well of course! Girls only go for the guys that say "roflmao"... sheesh get with the program...
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Comments (334)
mellie1029 0
wow loser much i dnt blame her...
mrteacup 0
you kind of people should delete your instant messaging accounts and get a life
LordKoin772 0
dont worry pal, u are not alone, i do this sometimes too and have a beautiful girlfriend who also does this, hope is not lost my friend =]
lilpanda 0
I'd break up with you, too. :/
thatz_bs 0
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha lol
drewbreesdat 0
don't be a douche 69
dirtgrinder 0
Why didnt you stop the first time she told you were an ass?
sue1210 0
It's really just an excuse. She would have broken up with you anyway.
biatchluuv 0
buddy .. YDI. that's so freakin annoying when ppl actually say lol in person !
MadVlrus 1
Actually, I think he means that he sais "lol" while laughing.